What would you do if you went into a marina and found it was a nudist marina?

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I'd hate to lower the tone so will leave speculation to reason why binoculars may be required, is that short or long sighted? No matter, ahem nudists be free but please not bending over on ones boat next to me or looking in my direction whilst having a naked pee :ambivalence:
 

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I'd hate to lower the tone so will leave speculation to reason why binoculars may be required, is that short or long sighted? No matter, ahem nudists be free but please not bending over on ones boat next to me or looking in my direction whilst having a naked pee :ambivalence:

What about , while eating mushy pee
 

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Nostro I love your question posts....but this has to be the best :encouragement:

I would enquire about long term berthing.


I was once told that if anchored in the med and you wanted seclusion, when another yacht came in to the anchorage strip off and wave furiously from the bow.

The yacht would then leave, leaving you in peace to enjoy the anchorage all to yourselves.

However on no account do this to a French flagged yacht as they would raft up and want to stay!

How true this is I do not know, just passing it on.....
 

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Nostro I love your question posts....but this has to be the best :encouragement:

I would enquire about long term berthing.


I was once told that if anchored in the med and you wanted seclusion, when another yacht came in to the anchorage strip off and wave furiously from the bow.

The yacht would then leave, leaving you in peace to enjoy the anchorage all to yourselves.

However on no account do this to a French flagged yacht as they would raft up and want to stay!

How true this is I do not know, just passing it on.....

Germans are the worst. If it is flagged German then you know they will be naked.
 

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About 40 years ago, just near Cap d'Agde we saw a harbour wall not on the chart. It was called Port Ambonne, shallow but ok for a Centaur we had then and quite a nice little place (now vast and notorious). Not much choice really as we would have looked ridiculous being the only ones in the supermarket wearing clothes. Queueing at the checkout was quite interesting.
 

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About 40 years ago, just near Cap d'Agde we saw a harbour wall not on the chart. It was called Port Ambonne, shallow but ok for a Centaur we had then and quite a nice little place (now vast and notorious). Not much choice really as we would have looked ridiculous being the only ones in the supermarket wearing clothes. Queueing at the checkout was quite interesting.

That has to be so unhygienic.
 

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About 40 years ago, just near Cap d'Agde we saw a harbour wall not on the chart. It was called Port Ambonne, shallow but ok for a Centaur we had then and quite a nice little place (now vast and notorious). Not much choice really as we would have looked ridiculous being the only ones in the supermarket wearing clothes. Queueing at the checkout was quite interesting.

Quite hard to get out of in modestly poor weather I'm told. (Not sure I should include hard or modestly in a Cap d'Agde post, but it is a most entertaining place to be naked).
 

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All naturists carry a towel to sit on and for more usual use. I cannot think of any other part of naturism that might be considered unhygienic, being naked is rather nice, and swimming naked is something special, not sure why but I don't know anyone who has tried it who doesn't agree. Fortunately for others these days my unattractive ageing body can enjoy these simple pleasures at home.
 
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