What would you do if you went into a marina and found it was a nudist marina?

[Nostrodamus]

I just wrote a blog on naked sailing and whilst doing so I came across a marina in Croatia which was a nudist marina.
If you went into the marina there not knowing that clothes are not really optional what would you do?

 

[Talulah]

I think it depends who, if any, my crew were.

 

[Gin]

Avoid a riding turn on my essentials!

 

[capnsensible]

Its all about that Bass, no problem....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

 

[Nostrodamus]

Its all about that Bass, no problem....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

As you know.. all you need is a cup.

 

[rogerthebodger]

I just wrote a blog on naked sailing and whilst doing so I came across a marina in Croatia which was a nudist marina.
If you went into the marina there not knowing that clothes are not really optional what would you do?

Join in.

 

[AndrewB]

No marinas, but I've landed on a nudist beach a few times. Worst was on the Isla Ons (Galicia), which is a free-love beach. At least it solves the problem of getting your clothes wet in the shore-break.

 

[[2574]]

Worst was on the Isla Ons (Galicia), which is a free-love beach.

Errr......can someone please explain, for the uninitiated, what a "free love" beach is ?

 

[sailaboutvic]

Where is free love beach , more to the point

 

[SamanthaTabs]

I think you'll find those marinas actually specify "clothing optional". Far more importantly Nostro I ask you again, what EXACTLY are your cruising plans for this season? It's bad enough looking at naked men bending over on neighbouring anchored boats whose names I don't know, not sure I could ever take you seriously again if I'd seen you naked.... Oh hang on scratch that <comment>, I don't take you seriously anyhow

 

[Nostrodamus]

I think you'll find those marinas actually specify "clothing optional". Far more importantly Nostro I ask you again, what EXACTLY are your cruising plans for this season? It's bad enough looking at naked men bending over on neighbouring anchored boats whose names I don't know, not sure I could ever take you seriously again if I'd seen you naked.... Oh hang on scratch that <comment>, I don't take you seriously anyhow

Samantha,
Next time you hear a knock on your boat be worried, very worried.
P.S what about your gym class.. that would be fun naked.

 

[Tony Cross]

I should point out, just in case of any confusion, that the marina where you'll be wintering this year is not (repeat not) a nudist marina. Just thought I'd clear that point up.

 

[westernman]

Don't forget to order your ssb whip aerial

 

[Sandy]

Join in.

Do they have a Volleyball court?

 

[capnsensible]

As you know.. all you need is a cup.

Its a mugs game.

 

[oakleyb]

Give the bike hire idea a miss

 

[Nostrodamus]

Give the bike hire idea a miss

Pogo stick is better

 

[sailaboutvic]

last time we met up Nostro you was wearing a new pair of jeans , if your going to join the nudist brigade can I have them mate ? In return some good tips for anchorages which are surround by nudist camps in Croatia .

 

[Nostrodamus]

last time we met up Nostro you was wearing a new pair of jeans , if your going to join the nudist brigade can I have them mate ? In return some good tips for anchorages which are surround by nudist camps in Croatia .

They may have looked like new jeans Vic because I don't wear them much. They were 6 years old and I am sure a 32 waist would suite you well sir.

 

[SamanthaTabs]

Samantha,
Next time you hear a knock on your boat be worried, very worried.
P.S what about your gym class.. that would be fun naked.

Worry turning into panic.... I'll pass on the gym suggestion, it's bad enough that we're swingers (kettlebell swinging in case anyone wondered what the hell I meant)