What do you get jokes

[byron]

This Forum is getting quieter and quieter, lets have some "what do you get if you cross" jokes, preferably nautical if possible.

Here I will start....

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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HALF WAY

 

[Cliveshep]

What do you get if you cross a man with a woman?

























Regrets!

 

[No Regrets]

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?























You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.