wednesday joke

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A True Story.
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a woman, new to boating, was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.
It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre, no matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
 
Very funny but how do you strap a boat on its trailer without the straps being visible from above?
 
Sounds like ...

A Hertz story .................. A US woman arrives at Heathrow and picks up her Hire Car ..... She thenh disapears for holiday to West Country etc. 2 weeks later returns to Hertz to go home ... and remarks :

Gee - you Brits are funny .... complaining about us Americans with our big cars .... the Granada you gave me was comfortable - but the fuel consumption was terrible - made my Cadi look good .... and haven't youy got any cars that go faster ?????

A little prodding here and there extracted the reason - she'd never driven manual before and had stayed in 1st gear.....

BOOM BOOM !!!!
 
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