wednesday joke

[janeK]

A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully. Finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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[Norman_E]

Rude blonde joke.

A blonde goes to a gynacologist and says "Doctor, I have three vaginas"

He does not believe her, but examines her anyway, with her feet up in the stirrups. Sure enough, the blonde is right. She has got three, one in the middle, and one each side.

The gynacologist is taken aback, in all his experience he has never seen anything like it. (he is an old boy, past retirement age, but still likes to keep his hand in). After thinking for a while he takes two elastoplast and covers two of the openings, leaving only the middle one uncovered.

The blonde gets down from the stirrups and says "now you have covered two of them, will the plasters make them heal up?"

He replies, "No, but they will stop you from getting f**ked right, left and centre."

 

[Judders]

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Rude blonde joke.

...gynacologist...

...still likes to keep his hand in...

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[Kilter]

Q. A blonde and a brunette fall from Beachy Head. Which hits the ground first?

A. The Brunette, as the blonde lost her way!