Will_M
Member
The one I posted earlier has been removed!!! Must have been alittle to offensive, so heres another.
Ta, Will..
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Fast forward to 2004, it is just before England v France at the Millenium
Stadium, an important European Championship qualifier game.
David Beckham goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble
getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only
France. They're shit and we can't be bothered"
Beckham looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,
you lads go down the pub."
So David Beckham goes out to play France by himself and the rest of the
England team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the
game is going, so get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes
up as the screen reads "England 1 - France 0 (D. Beckham 10 minutes)" He is
beating France all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the
teletext on. "Result from the Millenium Stadium : England 1 (D. Beckham 10
minutes) - France 1 (Z. Zidane 89 minutes).
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against France!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his kit, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down" "Don't be
daft, you got a draw against France, all by yourself. And they only scored
at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes"
Ta, Will..
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Fast forward to 2004, it is just before England v France at the Millenium
Stadium, an important European Championship qualifier game.
David Beckham goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble
getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only
France. They're shit and we can't be bothered"
Beckham looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,
you lads go down the pub."
So David Beckham goes out to play France by himself and the rest of the
England team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the
game is going, so get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes
up as the screen reads "England 1 - France 0 (D. Beckham 10 minutes)" He is
beating France all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the
teletext on. "Result from the Millenium Stadium : England 1 (D. Beckham 10
minutes) - France 1 (Z. Zidane 89 minutes).
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against France!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his kit, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down" "Don't be
daft, you got a draw against France, all by yourself. And they only scored
at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes"
))