Web phonetics

jimi

jimi

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After recent events I wondered how easy it would be to identify a particular user by their "web phonetic" .. what do you think .. could have a competion ie I get a poster to PM me a post and I post it and you guess who the poster is .. what do you think?

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I don't think Jimi posted this - nothing like him.

- Nick



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Ahm glum, web glum...

<I doubt you'll be missed. What a sick bunch you are.> is a post from Paul on Marians site. How do I respond, or just not bother?

BTW, you've sriously dis-aligned my missus. She thort I was normalish til last nart but now thinks i culd learn much from jimi who's arty


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Hee Hee .. I've got less culture than an empty yoghurt pot really..

heres a post I retreived from a while ago guess who?

I leave my sea cocks open all the time. I closed them once and left the boat for 6 weeks and came back to bilges full of water.

The cockpit drain drain pipe had filled with rain water, and then the fitting on the cockpit sole starting letting water into the engine compartment below and the water could not escape through the closed sea cocks.

There is no point in closing cockpit drains, IMHO, because the only risk is a split in the pipe itself. However, there is a much bigger risk of the heads drawing in water from outside and over flowing and turning everything to cock.

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Re: arty jimi

hah, just cos he nicked thos specs to make himself look more respectable?

No, you don't respond. Loads of people think i'm a total and utter git, or "sick", and as for tony blair for example, about 10 million people go out specially every few years to make it very clear they don't want him at all. So, I reckon that if enough people do this for you, then soon you will have a big fat job in the eu, like kinnock, jenkins, brittan and patten and mandelson. So, only about 9,999,999 MORE people need to say tome, you're rubbish/sick you are and you'll be rich and powerful beyond your wildest dreams! Well, alright 9,999,998 now :-)


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You certainly don't bother to respond - all the regulars over there are still creased up laughing /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Who the 'ecks Paul anyway .. I ca'nt see what they're all upset about anyway ..

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Re: Web phonetics - answer

i'm not getting caught out again. I am pretty certain that this is an old PM from HM The Queen about her boat Brittania, so teller we'll meet her in the PoW 6 ish next friday for some more lagers.

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how the hell does your missus know about jimi?

INcidentally, i must say that the gorgeous girl from the casting agency or wherever who turned up at the pub with with you was very convincing as "your wife". Hah! Especially the bit where she gave you some jip, very realistic.

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No that's what I call serious, when the missus comes all the way from Petersfield to roust you out a London pub, boy oh boy!

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Re: arty jimi

With you

Cud the other 899,999,999 peeps pls send their fees to account 0037896653 sawt kode 30-99-98 kwikish now.

Will sleep briefly but looking forward to tomorrow

Lovely when it works out like this

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well anyway, that twat in the white shirt wasn't me- i paid him to go and pretend he was "tcm" whilst i had a nice quiet night in. Definitive proof : - I cd not POSSIBLY have ever agreed to TK's flippin charity thing cos i am far too much of a tight git and a sicko, but of course I will make a donation to keep the charade going.

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I have it on good athrty that that twat in the white shirt was inddd u

sory, just repeating wot my wife whispered on or way haim. sory

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OOh , my head hurts

Just woke up ... heck of a night last night what?

What's this ? Some lady wanting to sue TCM for abuse ?



Back to Bed..

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When I get up to 6026 posts there might be half a chance of someone guessing who I am from my 'phonetics' but at a lowly 214 (215 with this one I guess) there's not a cat in hells chance. D'ya think I should start typing in Cockney to improve my individuality?

BTW Jimi - Re the pics from Friday - you d'narf scrub up well!


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