We have a berth!

[mairisona]

Phone conversation goes as so...

"Hi Ma, we have a berth!"

Scilence on the other end... "A berth????...."

"Yeah, after 3 years!"

"Ohhhh does that mean grand kids??!

"Mmm berth, not birth!"

Ye can try but ye'll never win!!

 

[byron]

It always tickles me when I see boats advertised as having so many "births" .
I have this visualisation of the boat being used as the overflow for the local maternity hospital.

 

[Dave_Seager]

South Dock can provide "temporary births"!