Waxing your bottom

[Jezlyn]

I've been told I could get at least half a knot extra speed if I waxed my bottom. Having your bottom waxed sounds very painful to me. Does the skipper have to do it only, or should the rest of the crew have theirs waxed as well? In the case of female crew I believe that a Brazilian wax is deriguer these days, but my local swindlery claims that it has never stocked any Brazilian wax.

 

[pvb]

Brazilians...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident".

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks: "How many is a Brazillion ??!"


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[Jezlyn]

Re: Brazilians...

Saw a women's football match the other day, England vs Italy. Couldn't understand why their were 22 Brazilians on the pitch.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Sometimes known in the trade as "back, crack and sack"