Virus Alert

[byron]

<font color=blue>There's a Virus being sent out from Ireland. As long as you don't follow the instructions there-in you will be OK. The instructions say "Hello I am Paddy McGinty and this is a self-service Virus. Please now wipe your hard drive clean"

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[martynwhiteley]

Thought Paddy McGinty was the Irish suicide bomber that topped himself during training 'cos he couldn't stand the stress. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=blue>Oh well, maybe next weekend....</font color=blue>

 

[Dave_Snelson]

Naah - wrong fella. Paddy McGinty used to have a goat, and a stupid song about him and his goat

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[Steve_Bentley]

Oh, wasn't Paddy McGinty the one who spent 3 weeks in traction? Apparently he suffered terrible injuries on his first sky-diving attempt when his snorkle and flippers failed to open.

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[BarryH]

I had a virus alert once, but the tablets cleard it up nicely thanks. Never did tell the wife about it!

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[sailbadthesinner]

nah he was found at the bottom of a cliff with two parakeets tied to his arms
he had been
'tryin dat dere budgee jumpin'

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.</font color=red>

 

[Bejasus]

His brother was found a little further out from the bottom of the same cliff, with 2 parrots tied to his arms. He had been trying to 'Parrotglide'....................../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Bejasus]

Their friend Mick was found close by with a shotgun and a large paper bag containing 2 parrots. Apparantly he had jumped off the cliff and was trying to shoot the parrots when he hit the ground. Just before he jumped, he had told a friend he was going to try his hand at 'Parrotshooting'......................../forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[Col]

His cousin was found dead with 2 chickens tied to his back.........
He'd been trying to learn hengliding.

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