Very quiet here today

[zefender]

Re: TV Times

There has been very little on since Jack Hargeaves seminal work "Out of Town" finished its run in 1981. Last year though I did buy one of these new colour sets in the hope of finding something more interesting, but to no avail sadly.

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[Gunfleet]

Re: TV Times

Say what you will, the countryside is still, the only place where I will settle dahn...
did you not like 'How?'


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[sailbadthesinner]

Re:In the doghouse

have finally crawled out of the doghouse.Did not start well on tuesday at marriage lessons.
Was given a long list of questions to answer in an group circle type thing. Looked at questions. No.1 What irritates you most about future SWMBO? No2. What are her bad habits? etc and so on

So once we have all gone off to write answers down we return to our group. Each one gives their answer to each question being the idea. Now i am last in the group and they come to me.

Me. 'Well on the basis that i wish to get out of here alive I am pleading the fifth amendment. As you can see by my peice of paper i have written nothing down.'

woman. surely you must have an idea.

Me. 'Look you donot understand. i am not saying anything, you don't want me to. you go on about honesty, but people donot want that they want platitudes in public and i donot do that.'

Woman. Well tell us what are Lucy's best attributes.

Me. I am not answering, cos you'll get me to answer something nice then want something else and that is when all hell breaks loose, so's to speak.

Woman Just try.


Me You will regret this.

Woman. Go on.

Me. Ok the question was what are Lucy's best attributes. Well it has to be her tits.

Shocked silence

Woman Anything else?

Me. Yes she has a lovely arse.

Woman. we'll move on

Me. you did ask.

Wednseday got spannered at a mates house and got home ( with Lou) at 3am. not good.

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