Urgent help required for a fellow forumite

[martinwoolwich]

Can you give me some advice please?

I have just got off the phone with nick2 who tells me he's interested in joining a yacht club so he can get a blue ensign (defaced).

Further he intimated that in future he would bring said ensign with him when visiting other boats.

Firstly is this sickness as serious as it sounds?
Secondly is it likely to last
Third how can i prevent others from catching it

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[duncan]

point out the blue clashes with the forum burgee

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[MedDreamer]

Surely the fact he has the Mobo burgee should be wnough for any self respecting yacht club to blackball his application.

I bet he even spent time looking at those big saily boats at the Boat Show. The poor poor man, we can only pray for him......

<hr width=100% size=1>Do you think a Fleming 55 would look out of place on Windermere?

 

[BarryH]

It'll be alright. I'll just "doff me cap guv'ner. To be sure I will"

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[Talon]

That photo is hidious! /forums/images/icons/frown.gif and people complained about my blinking eye.....

<hr width=100% size=1>Alex

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[PhilF]

snitch

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[Bejasus]

but it is Barry's favourite picture of Forbsie.

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[BarryH]

Oi, thats me as a baby, my mum used to dip my dummy in brandy to make me sleep. Thats where I get the silly grin from!

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[Col]

Duff 'im up quick before he joins!!

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.arweb.co.uk/argallery/colspics> Cols Picture Album</A>

 

[Talon]

Ah, that explains it....

In that case, have some of that!!!!

<hr width=100% size=1>Alex

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.mad-als.com>http://www.mad-als.com</A>

 

[ccscott49]

Just notify the intended club (anonmously) That he is a drunken debaucherer, with intent on the coomodores, daughter, or worse his son! This should black his balls!

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[jhr]

Alternatively...

...just mention that he is a regular on A Certain Internet Forum.

Instant disqualification /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[oldgit]

Re: Other things that will annoy your neighbours

Apart from setting fire to their boats is to suggest that a nice euro flag would good flying from whatever bit of the boat you are supposed to fly it from.Then run to a safe diststance and watch the fun begin.


<hr width=100% size=1>If it aint broke fix it till it is.