Update on Guaranteed Sesasickness Cure

[claymore]

BREAKING NEWS

The board has been approached by a Leading Manufacturer with a view to strategic alliance.
Whilst obviously we cannot disclose the finer details at this point - a conversation has taken place today between a representative of the board and a manufacturer who has a current output of around 10 units per day.
Our official statement is as follows "We are thrilled at the prospect of this development"
Could be a good time if you are looking for somewhere to invest - share values are just going to climb here.

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[tcm]

Re: BREAKING NEWS

oh dear, this is highly irregular hyping the share price and fixing the market. I think claymore should do the decent thing and resign from the board immediately and accept a payoff of £2milion quid.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[claymore]

Re: BREAKING NEWS

2 million quid - make it 3 and I'll consider it.
Incidently Jimi has been doing some insider dealing with Madman so he'd need the same.

<hr width=100% size=1>regards
Claymore
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[Aja]

Thinking more of how they like sitting on a washing machine during the long spin cycle..../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[jimi]

Press Release

The Consortium developing the revolutionary sickness abatement respite system (hereafter referred to as SARS) appeared to have suffered a major setback today when their chief technical officer suddenly resigned after allegations of financial impropriety and sexual deviancy. However in a press briefing consortium president Parahandy declared "We're better aff withoot him, he cudnae slow a boat tae catch a mackerel!" This enigmatic statement was interpreted as meaning that all the development work had been done and production was imminent. The value of the consortium teebled in the afternoon leaving the resigned CTO philosophically considering his value added contribution to the ever more rosy project.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[jhr]

Nobel peace prize?

<<services to the human race for alleviation of suffering and pain. >>

Like Henry Kissinger, eh?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Grehan]

Approaches . .

Hotpoint, Servis and Bendix, eh?

er . .

Does this "cure" require one to be permanently plugged into 240v?
Are you in the very long mains extension lead (VLMEL) business as well?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Twister_Ken]

Got it

C'mon, we've all realised it's a fully gimablled interior and cockpit.

It's been tried before - the real problem was not in a seaway but in a calm. Excess digestive gases (who mentioned beer and vindaloo), when vented, had an effect similar to the roll and yaw controls on spacecraft. In such a finely balanced system, even a barely audible phrrrp can spin the thing around like a fairground ride. This occasions the depature of breakfast in a generally mackerelish direction, further unbalancing the system, but providing handy quantities of ground bait. Herr Professor Doctor Herman German, who bravely volunteered to be a human guinea pig in his own invention, attempted at this point to move from the saloon to the cockpit, but the spin induced centripetal force ejected him with such violence that the Kreigsmarine took over development of the device, planning to use it as a depth charge launcher. It's is believed some still lie on the seabed in Scapa Flow.



<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.writeforweb.com/twister1>Let's Twist Again</A>

 

[Sybarite]

There is another solution

The Earth rotates towards the east and the prevailing winds come from the west therfore travelling slightly faster. The solution to seasickness then is to make the earth rotate a little bit faster so that the wind above in fact becomes geo-stationary.

Put a few mega satellites in the air with electro-magnets stratgically placed to induce this acceleratiion and use metal foil sails on the boat to compenstae for the lack of wind..

Dead simple.


John

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Ohdrat]

Re:Synergy between boats and washing machines...

errr really??? What kind of boat??? gawd... Can't be a Twister then/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>