Unsolicited email

[Thistle]

This morning a Mark Goodman appears to have emailed me inviting me to invest in a

"• Fully managed, assed backed investment "

I will not be responding to him but members of the forum might like to suggest appropriate responses to such an invitation.

 

[doug748]

Dear Mark,

Thank you for alerting me to the investment opportunity, alas my portfolio is fully subscribed.

In normal circumstances your fully managed, half arsed and quarter backed investment would have been given my full consideration.

Yours,

 

[PhillM]

This morning a Mark Goodman appears to have emailed me inviting me to invest in a

"• Fully managed, assed backed investment "

I will not be responding to him but members of the forum might like to suggest appropriate responses to such an invitation.

Are you sure its actually from him? I mean, its not exactly hard to create spam in someones name.

 

[DownWest]

"If you were any good at investment, you would be managing your own money, not asking for mine"

That was on the desk of a bloke I managed property for. He had made quite a bit of loot, but looked at shares as gambling.

 

[Romeo]

"I am perfectly capable of making my own ass baked investments. I have invested in two wooden boats, which I am sure will leave me richer in many ways."