Tutt's Law !!

[hlb]

Tutt\'s Law !!

After 35 years with boats. 25 Broads holidays. Two sailing dinghys. One trailable V8 thingie and two twin engined boats.
Countless trips to Scotland, Ireland, Isle of Man, France, All the Chanel Isles. Just about every port on the west or South coast of England, Scotland and Wales. A coastal skipper ticket. And three years of me saying no, no, no!!

Tutt's method for telling Port from Starboard is.
" Which hand do you drink your port with"!!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[oldgit]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

an WHATS WRONG with the old fashioned method of red and green socks..

Exercise is bunk.If you are healthy,you do not need it;if you are sick you should not take it.

 

[hlb]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

Yes but do you want the row when you try to put them on her!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[oldgit]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

I have not been allowed through the wifes exclusion zone for years so your actual touching of female bits to put sock on is not a concept I am familier with..Explain.

Exercise is bunk.If you are healthy,you do not need it;if you are sick you should not take it.

 

[claymore]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

One has to assume that wife has not been into your exclusion zone either (your computer) writing that about her !
Is Mrs Haydn a leftie then or does she piss the - SORRY - PASS the port to the left with the right and then sup it with the left or is there some tradition here that I'm not familiar with?

regards
JohnS

 

[lanason]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

Is there any RED PORT LEFT !!!!

Adrian

Don't call me "Ian"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?

 

[poter]

Re: Tutt\'s Law I don\'t understand

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.





" everybody is somebody else's weirdo"

Poter.

 

[Eightpots]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

Women. Kick em off. they are all bad luck, and they always moan. Do what i did ban them from the boat and take some proper R&R time for your self. No woman i have ever had the pleasure to meet has ever been out on the boat without moaning at something. Boats should be a female free zone

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Tutt\'s Law !!

Bloody hell! You really don't like life much do you? You'll have all the women down on you for that one! I don't agree, I like foredeck ornaments!!

 

[paulineb]

Slight flaw in your argument

It's MY boat .... and I bet you don't have to try hard at keeping women off your boat !!

Pxx