Tuesday's caption competition

[ChrisE]

Tuesday\'s caption competition

Scottish Scuttlebutter's Claymore, Jimi, McHurley, Superstrath and Parahandy were glad of their foresight to build houses on top of Ben Nevis when global warming kicked in.

 

[Twister_Ken]

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Cricket practise has been postponed indefinitely.

 

[Dyflin]

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Global warming means that hillbilly's and mountainy folk will have tomorrows de rigeur residences!

 

[BlackJacksGaff]

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Reports of a local hosepipe ban were unfounded.

 

[office_sailor]

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Global Warming? What global warming?

 

[Metabarca]

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"Who left the bath tap running?"

 

[TheBoatman]

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What do you mean it's only low water?

 

[Evadne]

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The world's largest houseboat runs aground.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

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unfortunately norwich union flood insurance were not able to quote them happy

 

[Twister_Ken]

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Shorten course signals have been hoisted for the school sports day egg-and-spoon race.

 

[Piers]

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This is Kate Adie reporting from the remote island of...

 

[sailbadthesinner]

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At Jimi's donkey derby, going is declared choppy

 

[jimi]

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Noah picked up a tip or two in Penarth

 

[jimi]

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Yikes .. swoons ... how's it going Sailbad?

 

[tcm]

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Instead of fishing, Jock preferred to spend his time building sheds.

 

[jimi]

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Tessa had wisely invested her windfall

 

[sailbadthesinner]

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very good thanks
no 2 is on the way in june. we did not realise till 20 weeks, so bit of a shock that.
apparently children are the result of drunkeness and nothing to do with sleeping, as i first thought

i will be off to cork shortly after birth to help take a boat back up to scotland in july
am still in manchester almost daily so looking for something closer to home for when no 2 arrives
in the meantime after a lugger for expanding family

 

[michael_w]

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WTF Where did the beach go?

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

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Fred finally confessed that he had left the sprinker running during the sailing holiday.

 

[BrendanS]

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The moles finally conceded defeat after being flooded out