Tuesday Joke

[iangrant]

Bathgate joins the Army and on his first posting is called to see the Commanding Officer.

C.O. “Welcome to the Regiment Bathgate, let me introduce you to the routine. On Mondays we toddle off to the pub and have a few to many”

Bathgate “ excuse me sir I don’t drink”

C.O. “Bloody hell lad…….don’t drink? Well maybe you’ll enjoy Tuesday. We get off into town and have a bit of a dance with them young fillies you know”

Bathgate; “sorry sir, I don’t dance”

CO. “Never heard the like of it before, oh well you’ll be alright on Wednesdays we get off to the whore house and have a fantastic time with them ladies”

Bathgate “excuse me sir I really couldn’t”

CO “You’re not queer are you laddie?”

Bathgate: “No sir”

CO; “Oh well, you won’t like Thursdays either then”.



Ian


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[janeK]

It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, PeggySue.

Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"
He says, "That's cool."
Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw, why she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink
for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!!!!"


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[capsco]

Which sexual position produces the ugliest babies?????????????????????????

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[ubuysa]

Did you hear about the little boy who didn't know the difference between incest and arson?


















He set fire to his sister!

<hr width=100% size=1>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.......