Tuesday - Humour

[Will_M]

(The first one killed me!!!! Perhaps I should get a new car!!)

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

EDITED.... Hillbilly joke now goin!!! Apols if that was ott.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.









<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Will_M on Tue May 28 09:52:26 2002 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[BarryH]

Re: Kim! Not impressed

You deleted my post about the private ads, which IMHO was not any worse than this post of Wills. Now in here there is a joke about hillbillies and sexual acts. I find it rather funny, and guess what. I'm jewish. Yet I still Laughed at it. Tell me you didn't.

So why is it that you pull my posts a nano second after I've postsed them.
Lifes hard for an out of work jewish comic you know!!

Wha'dya mean "I'm always playing with this engine" its the only way to get it to run!

 

[BarryH]

Re: Oi Will!

Put it back, it was rather amusing. Stuff like that makes the world go round, and brightens this place up, it needs it at times!

Wasn't having ago at you, having a pop at Kimbo, he can be such a sourpuss at times. Oiyvey!

Wha'dya mean "I'm always playing with this engine" its the only way to get it to run!

 

[wakeup]

What goes stiff after two strokes?



Princess Margaret.

yada yada..

 

[lanason]

Naughty - naughty mmmmm

Adrian

Any jobs going ??

 

[wakeup]

Q. What goes stiff after 5 strokes?

A. A V*L* engine

yada yada..

 

[Chris771]

Re: Kim! Not impressed

Barry,

I did manage to slide in a quick reply before Kim pulled it. Fortunately I copied the text into a word document.

Sorry if it offended anyone, but it kept me giggling all day.

At least I walk away a wiser man now that the code has been cracked, Personal Ads will never read the same again!

 

[BarryH]

Re: Kim! Not impressed

Got loads of em if you need them. The girls in the office bring them into work and i put them up on the plasma screen. We all have a damn good laugh. I think the workers are a companies best asset so i wanna keep em in good spirits

Wha'dya mean "I'm always playing with this engine" its the only way to get it to run!