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Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only
after all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take
a civil service exam in order to work for the government.
Harver's Law: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to
realize you are in a hurry.
Murphy's 3rd Military Law: Friendly fire ain't.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.
Perkin's Postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell
them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Gerrold's Pronouncement: The difference between a politician and a snail
is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
...I wanna boat please..
after all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take
a civil service exam in order to work for the government.
Harver's Law: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to
realize you are in a hurry.
Murphy's 3rd Military Law: Friendly fire ain't.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.
Perkin's Postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell
them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Gerrold's Pronouncement: The difference between a politician and a snail
is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
...I wanna boat please..
