Toupee recommendations

[jimi]

As a sailor, my head often gets exposed to the elements. I do'nt particularly like hats cos I find it difficult to find one to complement my innate elegance so have rather reluctantly come to the conclusion that the only real way forward, as I get older and tonsurelly enhanced, is to acquire a wig to oneself from elements. Any recommendations?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Yes...... try the comb-over..... available from www.bald-git.co.uk

 

[Sgeir]

and an adequate supply of sellotape.

 

[DanTribe]

Get one with extra long sideboards so you can velcro the ends together under your chin in strong winds.

 

[Bergman]

Nah sellotape no good

Must use Sikaflex

 

[Salty John]

You can save the cost of a wig by simply growing your eyebrows long and combing them back. You may still need some sort of fixing method for running downwind because it looks a little peculiar when your eyebrows stream forward.

 

[michael_w]

Sikaflex won't do, 5200 is the stuff!

 

[jimi]

Well actually, Donnie Whaurshistroosers, I wiz thinking alang ra copydex and wool lines . whit dae ye think? maybe ra caravanners may shed some insite (sic)!

 

[Twister_Ken]

I have a young Scottish friend who wears a dead sheep on his head, turned inside out. If you were to acquire a similar object (usually found in the reduced bin, at Woollies), but were to invert it and restore the woolly bit to the outside I'm sure it would be efficacious wiggery.

It would, of course, make you look white headed but, hey, it works for Tom Cunliffe.

One precaution. Don't hang about in the vicinity of Welshmen.

 

[Sgeir]

which one - we wuz barred fae the best site?

 

[Nauti Fox]

This one might insulate you sufficiently

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Woolies also sell very cheap black marker pens, so with a little application onto the now inverted wooly attire you could be a distinguished gent with a full head of the curly stuff if you preferred....

I'd be very careful of the Red pen however...... i believe salt spray turns it sort of bright orange, and that'd never do would it......

 

[Lakesailor]

I'd go for the dual purpose model........

 

[Lakesailor]

Or the camouflage version.............

 

[Evadne]

Well, you could always use the indelible pen to draw little rabbits all over your heed,
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From a distance they'll look like hares....

 

[Sgeir]

Dye pen seems to work

 

[claymore]

Fae wan jimi tae anither

 

[Parsonsheath]

Is that a description, or the instructions?

 

[Lakesailor]

I wouldn't know.
However here are instructions for the reverse procedure. Bald Cap Instructions

 

[sailorman]

go for the "Slick Racing Haircut" cuts down on drag, n get over to Oostende quicker /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif