mjf
Active member
These two true stories might amuse.
Friend wakes up to hear his 7 series start and gets out of bed in time to see it disappear down the road. Keys knicked from hall table with fishing rod....
So - told stolen to order by police, will be in Moscow tomorrow etc.
Off goes chum next day having been advised by insurance that they will cover the theft and gets nice new(ish) ML AMG with knobs on etc.
End of the week - police call, excellent news sir we have your car and prompty deliver same round next day.
Guy now has two posh motors......
Another friend driving in Hamps sees a Volvo estate ahead being driven in spirited fashion - good Oh! and gives chase and overtakes the car at 130mph.
It was an unmarked police car chasing a speeding motorist.
Its not funny, chum had to sell the TVR and buy R Rover - in court the only reason he got off quite lightly was that he had been advised to sell the car and keep the reciept to show in court that he had changed his ways.
Have a nice w/e
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Friend wakes up to hear his 7 series start and gets out of bed in time to see it disappear down the road. Keys knicked from hall table with fishing rod....
So - told stolen to order by police, will be in Moscow tomorrow etc.
Off goes chum next day having been advised by insurance that they will cover the theft and gets nice new(ish) ML AMG with knobs on etc.
End of the week - police call, excellent news sir we have your car and prompty deliver same round next day.
Guy now has two posh motors......
Another friend driving in Hamps sees a Volvo estate ahead being driven in spirited fashion - good Oh! and gives chase and overtakes the car at 130mph.
It was an unmarked police car chasing a speeding motorist.
Its not funny, chum had to sell the TVR and buy R Rover - in court the only reason he got off quite lightly was that he had been advised to sell the car and keep the reciept to show in court that he had changed his ways.
Have a nice w/e
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