Toenails: How big?

[H4B]

Getting old

Your getting old when :-

You start talking to your friends about your aches and pains

older still when , still with friends, you start comparing medicines that you are taking.

Your really getting old when you discuss all of the above, with complete strangers



I cannot begin to imagine where the length of toe nail trimming fits in?????

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: Getting old

Slightly before the women who meet in a trendy cafe and talk about how painful hard lumps of dung are to pass.

(Reference TV ad)

 

[Kilter]

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They are growing on me.......

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I wouldn't have guessed those were your feet but if you say so who am I to argue?!

 

[Lakesailor]

Real bugger putting my sailing boots on.

 

[Kilter]

Must be!

 

[Rabbie]

I can just imagine the face at the other end! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[oldharry]

International Trawler, by the looks of it, best applied to old hookers..... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[2Tizwoz]

Sounds like someone needs

The Pistol Grip remote toenail trimmer