Today is bad enough

[byron]

Tomorrow is even worse. We have all of the Eileen's family here for Boxing Day grub. Her Cousin, her daughter, her son, her daughter in law, her 2 grandchildren, her brother in law, her brother in law's two sons, his 2 grand kids, her brother in laws daughter in law. Thank god her mother in law can't come as she is in hospital.

When I pass the hat round for them to chip in towards the food and drink they all laugh and think I am joking.

 

[omega2]

Next year go to the Bahamas, it will be cheaper.

 

[sarabande]

I have it on the best authority that the Environment Agency is carrying out urgent works on the river bed nearby. In the absence of any archived maps and charts, they urgently need people with first hand experience to guide them with the excavations.

Your name came out of the (very small) hat to help them over the next two days..

Oh, yes, please bring your own sandwiches and a flask.

 

[sailorman]

Guapa has the answer
He`s gone sailing today

 

[Gavi]

We have a decent day ahead - friends and forumites gathering for a 3 bird lunch and an excess of fine fine. Kempton Park races tomorrow and Quins v London Irish at Twickenham on Monday. Drying out on Tuesday. Possibly.

 

[boatone]

We have a decent day ahead - friends and forumites gathering for a 3 bird lunch and an excess of fine fine.

My invite seems to have got lost in the post

 

[No Regrets]

Yep!

Not hard to change 'Tone' to 'John'

 

[Gavi]

My invite seems to have got lost in the post

Well, forumites might be an exaggeration!

And Kempton races are postponed

 

[Richard Shead]

I am

We have a decent day ahead - friends and forumites gathering for a 3 bird lunch and an excess of fine fine. Kempton Park races tomorrow and Quins v London Irish at Twickenham on Monday. Drying out on Tuesday. Possibly.

Taking my 9 yr old to Twick tomorrow at a tenner ahead it makes for a cheap gig!!

See you there I shall be near the sky.....

 

[Gavi]

Taking my 9 yr old to Twick tomorrow at a tenner ahead it makes for a cheap gig!!

See you there I shall be near the sky.....

Block L32, South Lower. But we might not be good company for a nine year old

 

[Richard Shead]

We...

Block L32, South Lower. But we might not be good company for a nine year old

were U41 South Upper....Good fun but very cold!