To Whom It May Concern!!

[hlb]

I have this week. Recieved. A request for a flag. Accompanied by cheque and SAE with stamps afixed. Would the Perpetrator
Please.

1/ Come round here and stuff the flag into the 8"X 4" envelope provided.

2/ Bring a suitable sized envelope. Unlick stamps and reafix to aforsaid.

3/Post here in your most groveling and apologestic grammar. A public apology.

4/Failier to do one of the above will result in the said flag being greatly reduced in size to fit the envelope provided.

Yours in Anticipation.

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[aztec]

hayden!! it's got to be me hasn't it???

oh dear, i'm in trouble all over the place this week, hayden i'm most awfully sorry, totally misread the instruction (they were in lines and punctuated) i'm a complete prat, of the highest order and offer myself (or whats left of me after scuttlebuttrs have had their fill!) for ritualistic dismemberment.

i'll send another envelope, what size etc?

humbly yours... etc...

 

[hlb]

Well that was a poor attempt wasn't it. Well I suppose if thats the best you can do./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[mtb]

Re: Rag trade gone down hill !!

Gone are the days when patronage of a small company meant you were treated with courtesy and your custom was valued !!

Cheers
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a steel ex trawler or tug cheap needing work

 

[aztec]

Re: Rag trade gone down hill !!

no, my fault mick, can't follow the simplest of instructions. i'll try again.

 

[byron]

How much more grovelling do you want Haydn? Sheesh! He deserves a buy one get two offer for that effort.

http://www.alexander-advertising.co.uk

 

[hlb]

It's not often any one grovels to me so had to make the best of it./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I would have found an envelope and posted it back. But chief mechanic and bottle washer brought me the small envelope from work and no flag. So...........................

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[KevL]

Bet it didn't stop ya cashing the cheque though did it /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

KevL

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It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[claymore]

NO - I AM SPARTACUS

It was me
I claim the flag
A1 padded envelope is now with white star carriers (they ran the titanic I think)
Package contains road map of Cumbria
Don't hang Aztec - he's an innocent impostor

regards
Claymore