rivonia
Well-Known Member
No one believes seniors . . .
Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and
had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they
retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old
school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the
old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved ‘I love
you, Sally.’
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an
armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally
quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they
took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty
thousand pounds!
Jerry said, ‘We've got to give it back.’
Sally said, ‘Finders keepers.’ She put the money back in
the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the
neighbourhood looking for the money, and knocked on
their door. ‘Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armoured car yesterday?’
Sally said, ‘No.’ Jerry said, ‘She’s lying. She hid it up
in the attic.’
Sally said, ‘Don't believe him, he’s getting senile.’
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: ‘Tell us the story from the beginning.’
Jerry said, ‘Well, when Sally and I were walking home
from school yesterday ......’
The first police officer turned to his partner and said,
‘We’re outta here!’
Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and
had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they
retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old
school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the
old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved ‘I love
you, Sally.’
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an
armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally
quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they
took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty
thousand pounds!
Jerry said, ‘We've got to give it back.’
Sally said, ‘Finders keepers.’ She put the money back in
the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the
neighbourhood looking for the money, and knocked on
their door. ‘Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armoured car yesterday?’
Sally said, ‘No.’ Jerry said, ‘She’s lying. She hid it up
in the attic.’
Sally said, ‘Don't believe him, he’s getting senile.’
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: ‘Tell us the story from the beginning.’
Jerry said, ‘Well, when Sally and I were walking home
from school yesterday ......’
The first police officer turned to his partner and said,
‘We’re outta here!’