Tinea Cruris - crutch rot

[Iain C]

For goodness sake I thought this was going to be a thread about some kind of rot found on wooden boats. Instead, Dylan now seems to be giving the Mumsnet "Penis Beaker" thread a run for it's money. Damp sleeping bags, nob-rot and doctors fingers...

Another reason why an Eber is better than a flower pot :encouragement:

 

[Hadenough]

K

For goodness sake I thought this was going to be a thread about some kind of rot found on wooden boats. Instead, Dylan now seems to be giving the Mumsnet "Penis Beaker" thread a run for it's money. Damp sleeping bags, nob-rot and doctors fingers...

Another reason why an Eber is better than a flower pot :encouragement:

And Durbs are better than wellies, breathable clothing works and it pays to be fussy about marina showers :encouragement:

 

[dylanwinter]

K

And Durbs are better than wellies, breathable clothing works and it pays to be fussy about marina showers :encouragement:

you chaps appear to be suggesting that this is a disease that only afflicts the slightly less well off class of sailer

you will be telling me that there is something in the die of pink trousers that endows their owners with some sort of immunity

all I can say is that you can buy a lot of cream or talc with the difference between dunlop wellies and dubs

D

D

 

[JumbleDuck]

Does it also work on piles?

Keeps the barnacles off a treat.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

K

And Durbs are better than wellies, breathable clothing works and it pays to be fussy about marina showers :encouragement:

Oh Yeah, Dubarrys, Gortex foulies, Pertex kit are no protection against the Scandanavian and German fungi-much tougher than the effete Solent/South Coast growths

 

[Daydream believer]

you chaps appear to be suggesting that this is a disease that only afflicts the slightly less well off class of sailer

you will be telling me that there is something in the die of pink trousers that endows their owners with some sort of immunity

all I can say is that you can buy a lot of cream or talc with the difference between dunlop wellies and dubs

D

D

Dubros have a lot more street cred with the mistress than a bucket load of cream slapped round the nether regions.
Unless the mistress can be persuaded to do the slapping on of course

 

[mjcoon]

Dubros have a lot more street cred with the mistress than a bucket load of cream slapped round the nether regions.
Unless the mistress can be persuaded to do the slapping on of course

Wearing rubber gloves (for the fetishista!)...

Mike.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Wearing rubber gloves (for the fetishista!)...

Mike.

Nah, SOP in Barrier Nursing-you need to redo yer Ships Captain Medical

 

[Daydream believer]

Actually Dubros would be miles cheaper. A friend who is experienced in these matters tells me that a mistress who would serve her man thus would demand a flat in Mayfair, A soft top Audi a drawer full of jewelry & a fairly substantial allowance. Even then one would still not be certain of exclusivity in the love stakes
So I think that one just has to be nice to the wife for a while