Thursday Joke

[T_S]

A wealthy Billionaire beckons his three sons to the drawing room to tell them that he and their mother were going to New York for Christmas.

As this was the first time they would be seperated as a family over the festive season, he informs his sons to make up for their parents absence each one could choose a present of his choice.

The eldest son request that he would like a large yacht, so the father buys him the QE2.

The second son request a private jet and is bought a 747.

He then asks the youngest son what he would like, he replies "Just a cowboy outfit father"

He is given the Labour Party!





<hr width=100% size=1>Trailer Sailors get there by road!

 

[orion21]

good joke, lol, here's another.

>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
>mouth.
>
>A young nurse appears and begins to sponge his hands and feet.
> "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
>wash your hands and feet"
>
>He struggles again to ask, nurse, are my testicles black?"
>
>Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in
>one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and
>say's, "there's nothing wrong with them!"
>
>Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies," that was very
>nice thank you but, are... my... test...results...back

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[dulcibella]

Wait until you have a hernia repaired - you won't joke about black testicles then!

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[masterofnone]

Yes, You know you're in trouble when the quack say's this may sting a bit.
If thats a sting , he must keep bl...y big bees.

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[tugboat]

Or had a vasectomy and carried your nackers home in a wheelbarrow /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[Wiggo]

Been there. SWMBO asked, as we walked back across the car park form the clinic, why all the guys were walking like John Wayne...

<hr width=100% size=1>Hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse.