Thursday funny

[tripleace]

A last post before I go

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[TwoStroke]

"Sorry officer - it won't happen again - riding without protection" /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

"Anything for the weekend officer?" /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Who's got the negatives - can't let SWMBO see me being pulled!!

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[Alistairr]

Do you not mean ,'Cant letswmbo see "that i've actually pulled"'


Now that is unbelievable.....



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[TwoStroke]

Bloody cheek!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[MedDreamer]

OOH MATRON.......

Shouldn't this have been posted under my "where to stick my muffler" thread

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[syd]

I'd need the Police if I got my old dutch on the back of a motorbike.

As outriders for a wide load!



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[DavidBunn]

Somewhere to park yer bike! !!!!

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[TwoStroke]

Re: OOH MATRON.......

"Sorry officer - just opening her up to make sure she didn't miss-fire."

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[TwoStroke]

I think she must be a good swimmer with legs like those - breast stroke perhaps?

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[TwoStroke]

You can tell it's quiet in the office this lunch time!

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[Alistairr]

Been for a Pub lunch, have we Derrick./forums/images/icons/wink.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif



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[Alistairr]

Sorry officer, the crack just got bigger when i opened her up!!!



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[martynwhiteley]

Actually if you look close you can see she has just sat down from being upside down.....

....He was pulled for doing 69 in a 30 limit!




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[Alistairr]

I think her losing her hat is the least of her worries..



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[martynwhiteley]

If the Cap fits................





(at least she'll have saved on the morning after pill!)



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[martynwhiteley]

"NO Darling, you'll have to swap it for that 500 single, This V4 is just too smooth, my old Zanussi 1200 spin is better than this".




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[TwoStroke]

Pub lunch - I wish - getting out of the office is hard enough.

SWMBO has just arrived back from work early and having had her final fitting of her wedding dress. One look at this and all she said was TuT, TuT - don't you ever do any work? Is this all you do each day?

Back to work I suppose now. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Mind you, her incentive was pretty good with what was being offered. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[martynwhiteley]

That's the PC's first question...


...How much to fill her up!

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[longjohnsilver]

Sir, your exhaust seems to have lost its tail pipe.


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[KevL]

Surely she should have been given a helmet before riding pillion. Mind you it doesn't look like there is much chance of her slipping off the seat. And another thing - That rear looks a bit bald to me.

Kev

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