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Three guys die in a car crash on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter, who says : "In honour of the season,you must each possess something that symbolises christmas."
The first guy fumbles in his pockets and pulls out two cigarette lighters.
He holds them up and proudly flicks them on.
"What do they symbolise?" asks St Peter and the man replies: "They're candles."
St Peter smiles and tells him: "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The second man then fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys, which he holds up and starts to shake.
"And what do they symbolise?. asks St Peter to which the man replies: "They're bells."
Again St Peter smiles and tells him to pass through the pearly gates.
With that the third man desperately fumbles through his pockets until he finally pulls out a Black lacy thong, which he proudly holds up.
"And what in the world do they symbolise?. asks St Peter looking very puzzled.
The man replies with a huge grin: "They're Carols !"
<hr width=100% size=1>Getting out the states in a few days!!! At Last!!!
Three guys die in a car crash on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter, who says : "In honour of the season,you must each possess something that symbolises christmas."
The first guy fumbles in his pockets and pulls out two cigarette lighters.
He holds them up and proudly flicks them on.
"What do they symbolise?" asks St Peter and the man replies: "They're candles."
St Peter smiles and tells him: "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The second man then fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys, which he holds up and starts to shake.
"And what do they symbolise?. asks St Peter to which the man replies: "They're bells."
Again St Peter smiles and tells him to pass through the pearly gates.
With that the third man desperately fumbles through his pockets until he finally pulls out a Black lacy thong, which he proudly holds up.
"And what in the world do they symbolise?. asks St Peter looking very puzzled.
The man replies with a huge grin: "They're Carols !"
<hr width=100% size=1>Getting out the states in a few days!!! At Last!!!