Another reliablemethod is to avoid reading anything that I have posted.
I am either aking 'Beginner'- type questions or joining in the general mayhem. Happens to be all I am capable of 'giving back' to the people who have in the past and hopefully will continue in the future to help me until such time as I have some real value to add to their boating experience.
There once was a man from Belgrave
who found a dead whore in a cave
He said "it's disgusting!"
"She only needs dusting"
"And think of the money I'll save!"
TCM I thought it went There was an old man from Belgrade
who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a s**t
But look at the money I save
"The Med has got me" (no not the Medway the other Med)