This years London show

Well, we don't need tae full yer hoos we cuid trum ra pairty doon tae a manageable size an Jamesie can drive sae cuid we hae yer car keys?
We'll expect tae be aff ra Caldonian sleeper aboot 7 ish, sae a wee spot o breakfass wid be most acceptable.
Ef ye google us yer hoos name we cuid all go taegither.
Ye'll be weel rewarded wi a fush supper, yer wife too.
 
Oh , Golly Gosh, I thought...

Well, we don't need tae full yer hoos we cuid trum ra pairty doon tae a manageable size an Jamesie can drive sae cuid we hae yer car keys?
We'll expect tae be aff ra Caldonian sleeper aboot 7 ish, sae a wee spot o breakfass wid be most acceptable.
Ef ye google us yer hoos name we cuid all go taegither.
Ye'll be weel rewarded wi a fush supper, yer wife too.

...yon Laird who speaketh in tongues, & his 'Retinue' was gale bound in the Danmark, frightening their Hells Angels.
I distinctly told UKBA to close the Wall Gates and fully man (sorry, person) the Saxon Shore Forts.

Perhaps Deah Richard B can suspend all his jolly chuff chuffs for a few days(or divert the sleeper into a siding in Sheffield, now there's a thought:)) and Gervaise can put the Nations Defences and the Mets into Def Con Tartan???
 
There's nivver a border built by man, can prevent me fae watchin they proud usurpers laid low by the Sons o'Albion
2/2/13. an watch auld fishfeatures claim it as pairt o his damn silly devolutionary tactics - the ower fed wee fekker.

Tidewesher, Don't you go talkin on here about Soxon Shore Farts - tha's very rude.
 
By Thor, Odin and Freya's teats...

There's nivver a border built by man, can prevent me fae watchin they proud usurpers laid low by the Sons o'Albion
2/2/13. an watch auld fishfeatures claim it as pairt o his damn silly devolutionary tactics - the ower fed wee fekker.

Tidewesher, Don't you go talkin on here about Soxon Shore Farts - tha's very rude.

.....can no one free me of this turbulent Laird-
apart frae(:eek: he's got me at it the noo:eek:), gets a grip, stiffens upper lip, ahem, apart from the shape of the Ball, this sounds like that 'Happy Hooligans of Wembley' song from that long streak of ginger, wotsisname Connelly.
where is a Wade or a Sausage Duke when one needs one:D
 
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