This season I'll be sailing mostly alone

[30boat]

So I was thinking I could drop the hook in front of the beaches and lure those bikini clad beauties into the boat.I wonder what to use...I think I'll put my captain cap on for a start.That'll impress them no end.Then my imposing physique will do the rest no?What a good plan I have!

 

[robmcg]

A spare pair of socks down your speedos might help your quest!

 

[No Regrets]

Make sure you have a huge Johnson

 

[Lakesailor]

A look at the Vara Collection may give you some ideas.

 

[UncleAlbert]

What strange people live 'oop Norf,

they take photos of their trousers!!!!!!!...........................................Its not what Mssrs Kodak and Brownie invented the camera for.

Turns out that trouser photographer is 'daan saarf, my apologise to those north of Watford, (this time) .

 

[RobF]

A spare pair of socks down your speedos might help your quest!

Placement of socks is VERY important. If you put them down the back you may have difficulty in your quest.

 

[DownWest]

Off another thread on the WBF..

His difficulty with the ladies, might have something to do with his wearing of a Greek fisherman's hat.

It was a bit more complicated than that, but where did you get your hat? ;<))

 

[OGITD]

Placement of socks is VERY important. If you put them down the back you may have difficulty in your quest.

And Kevin (BW) knows all about this: