Think about all the container vessels you see!

Re: I can feel for number 5.

When I was a young van driver I'd backed a luton transit van into a workshop that made agricultural machines like combines and bailers. I was told I'd have to wait till after lunch to get loaded, so I ate me sarnies and read the paper. After about half an hour there was a huge bang, the van reared up a bit and it went dark in the cab.

A couple of the employees thought it would be a good thing to try to learn how to drive the enormous overhead crane during the break. They'd slammed a massive bailer into the back of my van, folding the box down over the cab. It took about an hour to get me out. I thought it was quite funny but my employers didn't.
 
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Re: I can feel for number 5.

Years ago during a student vac job at a factory, some smart ar$e sales rep parked his new Granada (yep, that long ago) in the empty spot hatched with yellow lines and with big NO PARKING signs just outside the warehouse big rubber flap doors.

Sure enough, within 10 minutes a fork lift comes belting out of the shed, and impaled the car on its forks right through... rep ran out from the office in tears and panic, FLT driver carried the motor across to the waste skip area and just sort of scraped it off.
 
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