Roy
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Last night the wind roared and the hail hailed and the trees creaked and not even a mouse stirred. Even the two old fogies that live in the house were sound asleep as the trees came crashing down. Then came the dawn - and the dawning.
Gosh thought Roy ....... theres a huge tree across my driveway - I'd better phone up Charlie Chainsaw right away. Maggie dear, pop on the kettle for Charlie.
Maggie retorted, put on yer own bliddy kettle you plonker and while you're at it hook up the 4x4 and get that bliddy tree from aff the balcony.
Roy said, Guid Grief Wumman, can ye no see that its oan the groond?? Weel said Maggie, there mist be twa trees doon an.
Roy went awa tae investergate this and shortly returns with the awful news - yer richt enough Maggie. theres ane across the balcony and ane across the drive tae. She countered in typical female logic: Aat Charlie the Saw is gettin far oor pricey an were needin mair firewid onywiy, so my bonny laddie, ye'd better get yer ane saw fired up and get to it. When ye've done, theres the washin and some irinin. An dinna leave sawdust on the garage flair cos its a ba****d tae get aff a ma Mercedes cerpits...... (Yes dear, I love you too!!) ANyway, I just finished said tasks and feel really good - so good in fact that i thought I would tell you lot. Hope no one got injured last night as that was some storm we had. Tonight, Maggie is to be strapped to remaining tree while I get pissed and pray for violent winds to strike again. Roy
Gosh thought Roy ....... theres a huge tree across my driveway - I'd better phone up Charlie Chainsaw right away. Maggie dear, pop on the kettle for Charlie.
Maggie retorted, put on yer own bliddy kettle you plonker and while you're at it hook up the 4x4 and get that bliddy tree from aff the balcony.
Roy said, Guid Grief Wumman, can ye no see that its oan the groond?? Weel said Maggie, there mist be twa trees doon an.
Roy went awa tae investergate this and shortly returns with the awful news - yer richt enough Maggie. theres ane across the balcony and ane across the drive tae. She countered in typical female logic: Aat Charlie the Saw is gettin far oor pricey an were needin mair firewid onywiy, so my bonny laddie, ye'd better get yer ane saw fired up and get to it. When ye've done, theres the washin and some irinin. An dinna leave sawdust on the garage flair cos its a ba****d tae get aff a ma Mercedes cerpits...... (Yes dear, I love you too!!) ANyway, I just finished said tasks and feel really good - so good in fact that i thought I would tell you lot. Hope no one got injured last night as that was some storm we had. Tonight, Maggie is to be strapped to remaining tree while I get pissed and pray for violent winds to strike again. Roy
