there are three types of people

[Seafort]

Unfortunately

after extensive research, I have concluded that people can be categorised in 3 ways:
1) Those who deliberately step on your hosepipe as they pass by
2) Those who deliberately avoid it
3) those who are oblivious to its presence

4)Those that wonder what they can get for tripping over it.

Dave.

 

[puddock]

4)Those that wonder what they can get for tripping over it.

Dave.

Then there are those that wonder how much they'd get for it..............

 

[Seafort]

Erm

Then there are those that wonder how much they'd get for it..............

20p/m around 'ere.

Dave.

 

[LittleSister]

According to Leonard Cohen, there are two types of people:
those who divide the world into two types of people,
and those that do not.

I am in two minds about it myself!

 

[flyingscampi]

 

[Seafort]

oi!

You forgot the Engineers for whom the design parameters of the glass were somewhat erroneous. Use a smaller glass.

Or if your like me "Drink whats left in the glass, no argument".

Dave.

 

[puddock]

The pessimist complains about the wind.
The optimist expects it to change.
The realist adjusts the sails.

William A. Ward