The thrill of the chase...the newly specified YBW1 boat of your dreams

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Well, he is the spec of the new YBW boat.

Cutter rigged sloop, bermudan rig with square sail.
Long Keeled
Lines Lead aft to cockpit.
Multiple (Qty TBD) Telescopic Steel and Ferro cement composite hull.
20 foot long.
Fully rounded hull form.
Canbus controlled electrical system iwth fully configurable control board
Large cockpit with wheel steering
Very wide in the beam.
High powered central heating system
Room on foredeck for semi naked women
Semi naked women
Standing headroom in cabin
2 ton pot winch
animal print upholstery
500hp inboard diesel engine
Johhny Depp retained as skipper
Swimming pool on foredeck (might have to compromise on size, maybe flood the anchor locker.
Glow in the dark yellow
Two naked bimbo's in the forepeak
Tethered rescue boat with Sir Mike golding for skipper.
Standing headroom in Heads and shower
Cannon on foredeck (busy place the foredeck!)
Tek Deck
Green and Grey Spinnaker.
Tek dek
Low level quiet flush sea toilet.
Large well stocked 24/7 bar.

Well that's it, for a bunch of boat owners I'm not sure we did very well, I think we'll initially have two problems, finding a navel architect to take it on and a stability problem.

Could try harder.
 
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I think we'll initially have two problems, finding a navel architect to take it on and a stability problem.

[/ QUOTE ] If you followed my suggestion of 4 hulls, the stability issue would be easily solved; and there would be a lot more foredeck...
 
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Well that's it, for a bunch of boat owners I'm not sure we did very well, I think we'll initially have two problems, finding a navel architect to take it on and a stability problem.



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Your on to a winner don't give up now!
 
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a navel architect

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I volunteer to do the foredeck. "Trust me I'm a Navel Architect" /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif


Actually the vessel doesn't sound that bad /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

If it was written up as a part of a "test" with some nice photos (including of the foredeck /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif) we could probably obtain a few signatures on HP forms at the Boat show. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Now all we need is a name.................. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
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Now all we need is a name.................

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I suppose "the YBW Mk 1" isn't really that snappy. Given the balance of features, what about the "Bimboliser 42D"
 
Re: The thrill of the chase...the newly specified YBW1 boat of your dr

Given that most new boats are given names that imply a greater length than they have, I should think "42D" for a twenty footer is about right.
 
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Well, he is the spec of the new YBW boat.

Cutter rigged sloop, bermudan rig with square sail.' '
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'Johhny Depp retained as skipper

[/ QUOTE ] What? Do you really want Willi Wonker theChocolate Factory character as skipper???????????
Better off with Michael Jackson /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
I reckon the design was approved the the HSE simply on the basis that it will never float, so will never be launched, and is therefor a tad safer?
 
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Well, he is the spec of the new YBW boat.

Cutter rigged sloop, bermudan rig with square sail.' '
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'Johhny Depp retained as skipper

[/ QUOTE ] What? Do you really want Willi Wonker theChocolate Factory character as skipper???????????
Better off with Michael Jackson /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Absolutely Johnny Sparrow as skipper, yesssssssss!
Jacko, no way
 
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