The Thames today

[Ramage]

All of them?? Are you including the likes of miket and byron? Oh yes........and me! A little OTT in generalisation terms I would have thought. Or should I be standing up and saying

'Good evening everyone. My name is pheran and I am a Fender Lifter'

ROFL... Fender Lifters Anonymous!

Next thing will be : Erm, I am sometimes tempted to lift my fenders (red face)....

 

[Ramage]

Not the Fender Lifters. We have learned to take our arcane pleasures and practices in a gentle unaggressive way. Most of us are shy, almost reclusive creatures

Do you have to roll up a trouser leg and bare your chest when you are introduced to the arcane mysteries of Fender Lifting?

 

[CX54WEK]

Well, having lost 2 in the last 10 days or so someone is certainly lifting fenders:-(

You could just tie them on properly

 

[Ramage]

You could just tie them on properly

For that you need to consult The Association of Knot-Makers & Fender Securers (Thames Branch) or AKMFS (TB) as they are better known....

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

For that you need to consult The Association of Knot-Makers & Fender Securers (Thames Branch) or AKMFS (TB) as they are better known....

If only it was that easy. My front baskets have (had) 4 spares used when rafted up etc. Now there are only 2.

 

[pheran]

Do you have to roll up a trouser leg and bare your chest when you are introduced to the arcane mysteries of Fender Lifting?

You might say that, but I couldn't possibly comment!

 

[jecuk]

All of them?? Are you including the likes of miket and byron? Oh yes........and me! A little OTT in generalisation terms I would have thought.

Me too - I have only just realised how brainwashed I was by the fender lifters.....

 

[apollo]

For that you need to consult The Association of Knot-Makers & Fender Securers (Thames Branch) or AKMFS (TB) as they are better known....

Dont you mean "Assoc Loyally Loose Tied Intentionally Tight Society" (ALLTITS) as opposed to being a member of...

Knot-Tied Up Properly (K-UP)

 

[Ramage]

Dont you mean "Assoc Loyally Loose Tied Intentionally Tight Society" (ALLTITS) as opposed to being a member of...

Knot-Tied Up Properly (K-UP)

are they affilliated to The Society for Navigation Always with Fenders Up (SNAFU)?