The ten commandments of boating

[powerskipper]

1. I am the lord of my boat: thou shalt have no other hobbies but this.

2. Thou shalt put off everything accept boating.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy vessel in vain when theengine
needs fixing, fix it, but if the car needs servicing, next month.

4. Remember the Sabbath day is for cruising,

5. Honour thy SWMBO or HWMNBO so that if the weathers good for 100
days you can use 99 of them to go cruising.

6. Thou shalt not throw annoying crew overboard,

7. Thou shalt no steal others fenders,

8. Thou shalt not tell others how good they are unless true.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours boat/ wife [unless good crew] nor
his crew,

10. Need a 10th

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,

 

[paulineb]

Thou shalt not have an ass on the boat unless he is Mr B

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[gonfishing]

Thou shallt spend more time on boat not on Internet

<hr width=100% size=1>It will be O.K soon, nothing else can go wrong,Honest !!!

 

[BarryH]

Thou shalt stop posting pointless crap

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[BrendanS]

Wot about a donkey?

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[paulineb]

I wish Brendan !

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[BarryH]

I thought it was considered unlucky to have a female on a boat!

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[paulineb]

Nah - your mates just tell you that Barry cos you can't get girls to sit on your boat hun ;-)

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[BarryH]

I get girlies on the boat, only problem is two of them are my daughters and one is the wife, so no fun for me. Now if I could get the blonde rep I had today on there, that could liven things up. Oh well I can dream can't I

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[DIW]

HAD?

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[DIW]

Thou shall not curse at, nor swear dreadful vengance on, the 'honest ' broker.

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[Dave1258]

Thou shalt sit down, hold on and shut the f@ck up!

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[powerskipper]

thou should enjoy life at all times, you only have one go at it.

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,

 

[Alistairr]

Life is not a dress rehearsal, THIS IS THE REAL THING....



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