zefender
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Get some bloody glasses on yer. Those weren't spliffs they were tampons. Someone put that fire out!
The real virtual cruise
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Steve Clayton
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I\'m here!!!
Phew! Just passed BigNick aboard Moondance (on the other cruise). He wasn't going very fast.
Phew! Just passed BigNick aboard Moondance (on the other cruise). He wasn't going very fast.
jimi
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Re: I\'m here!!!
Betcha he was'nt looking awfie happy about that!
Betcha he was'nt looking awfie happy about that!
ChrisE
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Re: MOB
I don't do curries, what about a nice mozarella, advocado and tomato salad, little salt and pepper with a drizzle of sesame oil?
Still a bit miffed you left the bambiburgers behind specially as I'd gone to the trouble of shooting the deer.
I don't do curries, what about a nice mozarella, advocado and tomato salad, little salt and pepper with a drizzle of sesame oil?
Still a bit miffed you left the bambiburgers behind specially as I'd gone to the trouble of shooting the deer.
jimi
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Re: MOB
Whatever, just get on with it!
Whatever, just get on with it!
zefender
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Re: MOB
We've been planning our bluewater cruise on the Oppie for some time and we decided to carry live stores to reduce electricity consumption via the modern fridge method. I've got a deer if you want to pop over? I would have some mutton, only Jimi bagsey'd that first.
We've been planning our bluewater cruise on the Oppie for some time and we decided to carry live stores to reduce electricity consumption via the modern fridge method. I've got a deer if you want to pop over? I would have some mutton, only Jimi bagsey'd that first.
ChrisE
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Re: MOB
That's no way to treat your crew I'm leavin in a huff!
And I've got to really get a train to Preston to meet MrsE to drive to Fleetwood to pickup my latest toy, an Orkney Orcadian 23 fishin' boat, so I'm joining the dark side. First job to do is to change its current name from Predator (yuk) to Hilda Maud (which happens to be my mothers name, as you asked).
May the virtual force be with you.
That's no way to treat your crew I'm leavin in a huff!
And I've got to really get a train to Preston to meet MrsE to drive to Fleetwood to pickup my latest toy, an Orkney Orcadian 23 fishin' boat, so I'm joining the dark side. First job to do is to change its current name from Predator (yuk) to Hilda Maud (which happens to be my mothers name, as you asked).
May the virtual force be with you.
jimi
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Re: MOB
Sorry, boy, you're not allowed. I'll let have some of the cooking sherry if ye want?
Sorry, boy, you're not allowed. I'll let have some of the cooking sherry if ye want?
jimi
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Watermaker
We've got rather a superbe virtual waterlog ... makes water and electricity and magic just by towing it behind, do you want one?
We've got rather a superbe virtual waterlog ... makes water and electricity and magic just by towing it behind, do you want one?
zefender
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Re: Watermaker
Got one and even tried it (or at least the water producing one only) More than virtually useless I'd say.
Got one and even tried it (or at least the water producing one only) More than virtually useless I'd say.
Lakesailor
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[ QUOTE ]
Don't worry, my virtual crew of Debbie Harry, Kim Basinger, Kim Wilde, Kylie & Danni Minogue, Naomi Campbell and Hallie Berry will tow you with the new Virtual towing warp, you won't even know it is there!
[/ QUOTE ] Sorry, but you will still be at the virtual quayside waiting for the late (in temporal terms) Naomi to get her ample arse into gear. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Don't worry, my virtual crew of Debbie Harry, Kim Basinger, Kim Wilde, Kylie & Danni Minogue, Naomi Campbell and Hallie Berry will tow you with the new Virtual towing warp, you won't even know it is there!
[/ QUOTE ] Sorry, but you will still be at the virtual quayside waiting for the late (in temporal terms) Naomi to get her ample arse into gear. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
FlyingDutchman
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Re: Watermaker
Ha Ha,
I have virtually silently taken part in the virtual cruise and I have arrived virtually half an hour ago in Fecamp.
When are you guys coming in to join the virtual BBQ?
If it gets too late I will have to drink all virtual 24 boxes of Bourgogne alone?
Please hurry up!
Ha Ha,
I have virtually silently taken part in the virtual cruise and I have arrived virtually half an hour ago in Fecamp.
When are you guys coming in to join the virtual BBQ?
If it gets too late I will have to drink all virtual 24 boxes of Bourgogne alone?
Please hurry up!
zefender
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Re:Reception drinks
oops, sorry, we arrived virtually 10 minutes before you and tucked into the welcome drinks. I suggest you look in the boxes - they're empty. Jimi's now with me at the Cafe de Paris, apparently very thirsty. I've virtually chucked up over the pontoon so mind your step on your way up here.
oops, sorry, we arrived virtually 10 minutes before you and tucked into the welcome drinks. I suggest you look in the boxes - they're empty. Jimi's now with me at the Cafe de Paris, apparently very thirsty. I've virtually chucked up over the pontoon so mind your step on your way up here.
FlyingDutchman
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Re:Reception drinks
Zefender,
I don't feel like having a drink with you two drunken virtual cheets!
Jimi and you had better come out of the Cafe de Paris as I just noticed your vitual boats have sunk. I am afraid you forgot to install the virtual sealings of the virtual waterlogs! Why did'nt you guys read the virtual instructions first? It is all your own fault.
Now I only have my 24 boxes of virtual Bollinger left!
I saw a keel of a Bav floating around the virtual pontoon. Anybody lost one?
Zefender,
I don't feel like having a drink with you two drunken virtual cheets!
Jimi and you had better come out of the Cafe de Paris as I just noticed your vitual boats have sunk. I am afraid you forgot to install the virtual sealings of the virtual waterlogs! Why did'nt you guys read the virtual instructions first? It is all your own fault.
Now I only have my 24 boxes of virtual Bollinger left!
I saw a keel of a Bav floating around the virtual pontoon. Anybody lost one?
phatcat1
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Re:Reception drinks
Unfortuneately we were a little delayed in departing, Naomi wanted to bring her friend Kate Moss, which means we had half a tonne of white powder added to the boat before we left.
Why do models need so much talc?
Anyway, Kate tucked into it and appears to have arrived 1 week before we left!
I won't be renewing her crewing contract.
All Kim Wilde wanted to do was add a few window boxes to the push pit!
Unfortuneately we were a little delayed in departing, Naomi wanted to bring her friend Kate Moss, which means we had half a tonne of white powder added to the boat before we left.
Why do models need so much talc?
Anyway, Kate tucked into it and appears to have arrived 1 week before we left!
I won't be renewing her crewing contract.
All Kim Wilde wanted to do was add a few window boxes to the push pit!
zefender
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Re:Reception drinks
Hi Fly
Iwush jussayin to Shimi tha it wuz welloutoforder to drink all the luvvery bourg..bourgo ... wine when you 'ad flown all way from Neverland. Jimi sez to ang on a minute and eel turn it into chardonnay for yer.
Wot a floating keel? Nah? that's our fender, silly. Yoo been on the sorse or wot?
Hi Fly
Iwush jussayin to Shimi tha it wuz welloutoforder to drink all the luvvery bourg..bourgo ... wine when you 'ad flown all way from Neverland. Jimi sez to ang on a minute and eel turn it into chardonnay for yer.
Wot a floating keel? Nah? that's our fender, silly. Yoo been on the sorse or wot?
jimi
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Re:Reception drinks
och ya wil de grote grote Nederlandse landbouwer een bier
och ya wil de grote grote Nederlandse landbouwer een bier
FlyingDutchman
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Re:Reception drinks
Dear Zefender,
I do realise your vision is a litte out of focus right now, so I will excuse your behavior.
Your assumption that I arrived here by aircraft is virtually as well as utterly ridiculous. I came in my virtual SSDMB, which is now right here at the virtual pontoon on which you puked previously.
BTW, I don't wish to be associated to Neverland, this is the place of your friend Michael J. You get it all mixed up!
Now, please come to the virtual BBQ as the saucages and blackpudding are virtually ready and I already filled the glasses with some really nice Bollinger for you and Jimi.
Oh, before I forget to metion it: your headache pills are floating around the virtual pontoon as your virtual boat has sunk, so that's bad news for you!
Dear Zefender,
I do realise your vision is a litte out of focus right now, so I will excuse your behavior.
Your assumption that I arrived here by aircraft is virtually as well as utterly ridiculous. I came in my virtual SSDMB, which is now right here at the virtual pontoon on which you puked previously.
BTW, I don't wish to be associated to Neverland, this is the place of your friend Michael J. You get it all mixed up!
Now, please come to the virtual BBQ as the saucages and blackpudding are virtually ready and I already filled the glasses with some really nice Bollinger for you and Jimi.
Oh, before I forget to metion it: your headache pills are floating around the virtual pontoon as your virtual boat has sunk, so that's bad news for you!
FlyingDutchman
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Re:Reception drinks
Thanks Jimi,
Yes please!
Oh, I will have two. Zefender is paying!
Thanks Jimi,
Yes please!
Oh, I will have two. Zefender is paying!