The new Bradwell wind farm.

[Athene V30]

Need to watch out catching the sun - saw an article suggesting older Gentlemen who use viagra are more at risk from melanoma

 

[Sixpence]

Now you're just teasing, everyone knows Mel and Norma wouldn't be seen dead in Ibiza or Mersea

 

[DavidofMersea]

Need to watch out catching the sun - saw an article suggesting older Gentlemen who use viagra are more at risk from melanoma

I have no risk there then, I am neither old or in need of Viagra

 

[philiphurst]

So you have got the sun !!!! To day we have the first non sun day for about a month. I also got a bit sunburnt yesterday

Believe me, David. If it was a competition, I would win it. ;-)

 

[philiphurst]

Now you're just teasing, everyone knows Mel and Norma wouldn't be seen dead in Ibiza or Mersea

I've heard that they disagreed on this. As a result, they spend half of the year in Mersea and the remainder in Ibiza. A compromise, apparently and likely to work, until someone plants a turbine in their garden.

 

[Sixpence]

They're not planting any turbine in my garden, I'm a NIMBY too :encouragement:

 

[Athene V30]

I have 4 near me at work - 1 is right next to the warehouse I run. On sunny days you see the shadow as the blades turn. At first it was really noticeable but now I hardly notice it at all. Have to say when we had the high winds over the winter the noise was amazing!

 

[DavidofMersea]

Now you're just teasing, everyone knows Mel and Norma wouldn't be seen dead in Ibiza or Mersea

I've heard that they disagreed on this. As a result, they spend half of the year in Mersea and the remainder in Ibiza. A compromise, apparently and likely to work,

I may have missed a joke here, but who are Mel and Norma? I know one other couple that live in Mersea in the Summer and Ibiza in the Winter, but they are called Jim and Jean

 

[philiphurst]

I may have missed a joke here, but who are Mel and Norma? I know one other couple that live in Mersea in the Summer and Ibiza in the Winter, but they are called Jim and Jean

Oh ffs...

 

[DavidofMersea]

Oh ffs...

So what sort of answer to my question is that?

 

[Sixpence]

Oh ffs...

Space available for head banging on my garden wall if needed, try not to make too much noise, my head hurts

 

[philiphurst]

Space available for head banging on my garden wall if needed, try not to make too much noise, my head hurts

It's possible, although unlikely, that you and I live in a parallel universe. Looks like I'm not the only one losing the will to live.

 

[Cobra]

Oh ffs...

Thanks chaps! have just spent the last fifteen minutes cleaning coffee off my laptop...this parallel universe is quite entertaining isn't it?

 

[Sixpence]

Can't help thinking about the old country song, welcome to my world, for some reason

 

[philiphurst]

Thanks chaps! have just spent the last fifteen minutes cleaning coffee off my laptop...this parallel universe is quite entertaining isn't it?

Nice one!

 

[Otter]

I may have missed a joke here, but who are Mel and Norma? I know one other couple that live in Mersea in the Summer and Ibiza in the Winter, but they are called Jim and Jean

You know Jim and Jean?! No way! They're old friends of ours, Jim started out as a Fisherman and I think Jean was his friend. They got into sugar futures but nearly came to a sticky end when the bottom fell out of the sweet market. I hear they're in waste reclamation, or it might be tyres, I just heard some form of cycling was involved. Nice couple.

 

[chinita]

Thanks chaps! have just spent the last fifteen minutes cleaning coffee off my laptop...this parallel universe is quite entertaining isn't it?

Almost as entertaining as the 'spastic' thread.