The legend of the egg banjo

[Cappen Boidseye]

Oh come on, this is a cracking thread. Don't start throwing in egg puns. You'll scramble all our brains, and God knows their probably fried already.

I don't want to walk on eggshells and I know you have to break a few eggs to make an omelett, but is this really the timer the place?

If you ever have an egg banjo the yolk will really be on you.

Unless you're a bit hard boiled of course, and can't see the runny side.

Sorry. Once I hatch a plan there is no stopping me and I just come out of my shell. I think I need to be whisked away and beaten.

I'll be all white later.

Eggsellent! Sorry, didn't mean to egg you on!

 

[FistralG]

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I have also tried lime pickle which is the egg citar...

Dylan

that's a Devon delicacy!

Sorry the jokes are eggscrutiating!

 

[Grumpybear]

Latin grace before eating an egg banjo?

"Benedic(t) nos, Domine, et...."

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Eggsellent! Sorry, didn't mean to egg you on!

Stop it, he'll only crow the more, like a Bantam cockerel on a midden

anyway, wot's an yotty MkIX egg banjo without broon sauce, half a soss, and two slices of 'dead pig' innit as well

them baguette 'baton' thingies are well useful.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

"Benedic(t) nos, Domine, et...."

'Et EGO in Arcadia est.'

 

[Grumpybear]

'Et EGO in Arcadia est.'

Brilliant. I give up

 

[dylanwinter]

is that true

that's a Devon delicacy!

Sorry the jokes are eggscrutiating!

is that true

egg banjo with lime pickle

goodness gracious

Dylan

 

[causeway]

Oh come on, this is a cracking thread. Don't start throwing in egg puns. You'll scramble all our brains, and God knows their probably fried already.

I don't want to walk on eggshells and I know you have to break a few eggs to make an omelett, but is this really the timer the place?

If you ever have an egg banjo the yolk will really be on you.

Unless you're a bit hard boiled of course, and can't see the runny side.

Sorry. Once I hatch a plan there is no stopping me and I just come out of my shell. I think I need to be whisked away and beaten.

I'll be all white later.

 

[agurney]

If you had a square pan the fried egg would fit the slices of bread.

I don't like fried eggs so I am looking for a square egg poacher.

Use a square cookie cutter.

 

[Vara]

Took delivery of my one egg wonder and prepared my egg banjo lunch a la KTL today.

One question, for authenticity is it really necessary to cook the egg over Ikea tea lights, took ages and the bottom of the pan turned black?

 

[dt4134]

One question, for authenticity is it really necessary to cook the egg over Ikea tea lights, took ages and the bottom of the pan turned black?

Absolutely. KTL stands for Kooking on Tea Lights.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Absolutely. KTL stands for Kooking on Tea Lights.

....so just smear washing up liquid on the pan bottom before use, to make cleaning it easier

 

[AMCD300]

Thread of the year.

Please send Dylan a prize

+1

Sometimes only an egg banjo will do...

 

[Norman_E]

On a day trip to France in August I found a very nice single egg frypan complete with a spatula in a french supermarket. I haven't used it yet, but now I have the recipe I will have a go.

 

[jonic]

+1

Sometimes only an egg banjo will do...

Had another this morning in honour of Dylan's thread

 

[Frogmogman]

Jaffle iron

Dare I suggest that a jaffle iron provides superior results - the sandwich makes a flying saucer, perfectly sealed around the edges, so less risk of eggy drips on clothing. A great bit of kit to have on board.

http://www.cape-hike.co.za/bushman-ventures-jaffle-iron/

 

[AMCD300]

Had another this morning in honour of Dylan's thread

You've done it now...I WANT ONE!

Thanks for that, John

 

[KevO]

I'll see your egg banjo and raise you...

A cheesy, hammy, eggy!

 

[Deleted member 36384]

Dare I suggest that a jaffle iron provides superior results - the sandwich makes a flying saucer, perfectly sealed around the edges, so less risk of eggy drips on clothing. A great bit of kit to have on board.

http://www.cape-hike.co.za/bushman-ventures-jaffle-iron/

Jaffle waffle snaffle, it can never make an egg banjo; which is the point.

 

[AMCD300]

I warned you.........supper, done.

NOM NOM NOM