The Boy Sadler, the Man Para and the Miscreant TCM

[claymore]

This is a tale as old as the hills - older perhaps than time itself - a tale of a young man who went to sea, bright of eye and firm of purpose.
For a time his course ran parallel to that of a once famous inventor to whom the passing years had not been kind and a Rapscallion man of letters - no name just T, C and M......

 

[Talbot]

Boo Hoo, that is so sad Is there any hope for him, or should he just contact the samaritans? /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[sarabande]

SOunds like "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, II" but shurely shome missed hake ? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[BlueSkyNick]

I had a terrible dream the other night that LJS, Para and TCM were all lost at sea in a terrible accident. Of course they all went up to St Peter but he disappointed them by refusing entry so they all got sent down to the other place instead.

First to enter was LJS - the devil took him to a darkened cell with rats running around the place, where a disgustingly ugly old lady was to be his cell mate. She had blackened teeth, a broken nose, one glass eye, and a hunched back. The devil said to LJS "For your debauched sinful lifestyle, especially on that sailing forum, you will stay in this cell with this evil person for ever more as a punishment."

Next in was Para - he was taken to a similar cell to LJS, with a similar occupant except she continually coughed up phlegm from an excess of cigarettes during her life on earth, as well as incontinence and diar... diahor .... the sh!ts. The devil said to Para "For your debauched sinful lifetyle, especially alcohol, chain smoking, right winged opinions, you will stay in this cell with this evil person for ever more, as a punishment.

Finally it was TCM's turn - he is shown to a cell, and who should be inside - no other than Paris Hilton, star of her own xxx home movies and heir to a fortune.

TCM cried "ecky thump!" imagining an eternal future of sex, drugs and rock n roll.

The Devil then says "Paris Hilton, for your debauched sinful lifestyle ........ "

 

[Pinnacle]

Brilliant!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[fisherman]

Can I repeat the joke in the same genre?

GW bush goes to hell, and the Devil gives him a choice. "You can take the place of one of these people, but in return they go to heaven."

The first room contains Hitler, endlessly breaking rocks, as soon as he cracks one , two more appear. "Not with my back" says GW

Next is idi Amin, being repeatedly sodomized by a Gorilla, GW recoils with a wince, and is shown to the next cell, where Bill Clinton is lying on his back, Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best: "I could manage that" thinks George, and says "OK, I'll go for this one"

"Right" says the Devil, "Monica, you can go"

 

[tome]

Excellent!

 

[Becky]

That is excellent!

Like the GWB one too /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[longjohnsadler]

No it isn't!

It should be me in the cell with Paris Hilton..

 

[tcm]

hm well i don't quite get the joke - does paris hilton get taken somewhere else? Heyho, i bet it's dead funny tho...

 

[Sgeir]

OK. Look at this this way.....

..... The nice boy tcm, accompanied by the good lady D, somehow insinuate themselves into the Ye Olde Gropes in deepest Limehouse.

This is not necessarily good news....

 

[ParaHandy]

i fancy turning up with my hat (now that i've got it back, thank you), closing the flaps with just eyes peeking out and it'll be the virgins rather than yon raddled hussy fer ma'sel'

 

[Billjratt]

What happened next Daddy?