Terror on the Medway

Nauti Fox

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I must report that my cheese on toast was cold, the chef was severely admonished for this occurrence, with unbelievable fortitude Fred and myself continued with our perilous voyage through the upper reaches of the Medway.
We even lost an engine within about a mile of leaving Yalding, and after much discussion we agreed we'd press on without outside assistance, after all the young Lady walking a dog on the riverbank wouldn't answer our pleading calls.
We did get a little held up at one of the locks when after half an hour (we were engrossed in wowing passers by with our nauticalness) we noticed it wasn't filling very quickly and with lightening reflexes Fred wandered to the far lock gates and without any thought for his own safety peered into the murky depths, summoned all years of boating knowledge and announced the gates were leaking. After much discussion I took on the herculean task of opening as many upriver gates as my Adonis like body would manage. Ten minutes and one sluice gate later the problem was solved.
When we came to leave the lock of doom the downriver gates didn't open very far due to some underwater obstruction (U boat?) which the EA are fixing very soon. With great skill we managed to wedge ourselves between the gates, stuck on our rubber rubbing thing, summoning the mighty horsepower available (48 a side) we popped out and chef was summoned to supply us with nourishment, we feasted on a cheese and tomato sandwich, no not tomato, he'd forgotten them and a cup of Earl Grey.
With more daring do we navigated our way to Allington lock where we had to wait for the mighty Medway to fill the river.
During our stay there we repaired the engine, talked to the very pleasant EA chaps who mentioned they were putting in new moorings and generally drank tea until departure time when all shore leave was cancelled.
We bravely set off into the tidal Medway under power from both the mighty engines and had an uneventful trip, perusing the delights of the Medway Chandler's wares. Also available were supplies from the Medway Garden centre and the Medway auto supplies, it really is the one stop shop.
Thanks to Fred for enjoying the trip with me and if you haven't been up the non tidal Medway, do go as the scenery is wonderful and the EA are trying hard to encourage more people to use it.
Fred will be posting pics of our epic trip once he's recovered from drinking the developing fluid.
 
This is exactly the kind of adventure and excitement I'm looking for when I get a boat - of some kind. Anybody like to lend me a Princess 85 to practice on?
 
Be careful what you wish for........
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This old girl was quietly turning green in Hampstead Marina,Whisky Mac,a Profile 33.
Fitted with a pair of 42 hp Mercedes we were keen to push her to the limit once below the lock.
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Bit shallow here in the man made cut just below the approach to the being rebuilt Yalding lock.
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First real challenge is Teston lock which was working OK.
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Only real problem was stopping our "skipper" from annoying innocent passers bye
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Mid journey and the skipper and mate peruse charts and stuff and push switches to see if anything interesting happens
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East Farleigh lock proved the only difficult one as due the silt/and or rubbish we had t0 squeeze an 11ft wide boat through a 10ft 11" gap in the only partially opening lower gates.(Will the EA crew at Allington please not read this bit)
Sorry for no pictures of Farleigh lock but modesty forbids me to mention that the only person prepared to get the boat under the squeezy bridge and into the lock my or may not have been the highly talented person taking the pictures.
As we approached Maidstone,spotted this interesting mooring ploy.
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Ahem,this is UNIT18 or 6 or whatever he is called this week, old boat.
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We finally arrive at Allington Lock for inspection of the shiney new bogs/shower/pump out and an hour chin wag with the chaps who take care of the navigation.Their only wish in life is for more people to visit the bloddy river for christ sakes to use all the new mooring sites and facilities.
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We have to wait for this bit to fill up
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Final resting place is Medway Bridge Marina
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Err in case your wondering ....flat out at 2500 its ........9 knots /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Alec
a very good friend of mine lives in Tonbridge rd maidstone and our usual jaunt takes along the riverbank which as you say has excellent scenery to a pub adjacent to one of the locks....the name evades me for the moment...

excellent part of the country....
 
Think we should have some star thingies. Sumat like. For every post like this, you get ten stars. So can ask 10 silly questions, but then have to post something interesting again. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Dave Gannaway was a mate of mine and I distinctly remember seeing the plans for the 1st Profile 33 before they even built it.

It was in fact designed to be a Harbour Launch, workboat and an inshore Pilot Cutter but somewhere along the line got changed into a cabin cruiser.
 
And still looks good after all those years. Lots of large windows so light and airy. Seriously considered buying one a few years back.
 
Very spacious in the saloon and the last of the boats to have a proper " shape".
Nice wide side decks and a blimming great rubbing band round the whole thing.
Take off the that wheelhouse and you almost mistake it for a yacht hull.
For the technical among you we did try to locate the EDC and the joy stick that operated the IPS,but only found this blue thing and the stern and bow thrusters did not appear to be functioning either.
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Even at a fair lick it produced almost no wash,very unlike my P33 which resembles a shoebox and generates the sort of wash that a brick would be proud of..
 
When we reached Allington Fred developed a strange habit of approaching anyone that looked a bit like an EA chap and tried to engage them in conversation, his opening gambit being, "Hello I know you from Yalding." They tended to look at me as if I was Freds carer, mumbling, no, I've never been there. By luck one of the people did turn out to be EA and Fred came away a happy man.

The passers by only approached me after Fred moved away, I think they were concerned for my well being after my efforts at the lock, I think I was still awake. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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It was heart breaking to see Rothko, a Bayliner 2755 looking a wreck. As far as I know the owners have never used it, it has a 7.4 V8 engine on an outdrive, so not particularly suited to the non tidal Medway and we used it to go all over the place. Now its just sitting rotting away and I know its silly, but when I think of the adventures we had together it makes me sad.
 
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