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Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Yell at the cat to get away from the bowl. Beat something else. . .possibly the brown sugar. . . or maybe the cat if he's still licking the bowl.
Make sure the tequila is still fresh. Try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Try not to step on the cat. Mix on the turner. Watch it go round and round and . .whew . . .try not to get dizzy. Steady yourself by focusing on cat.
Where did the second one come from?
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin to 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Remove foot from cat's tail and cat's claws from lower leg.
Don't forget to beat off the turner thingy.
Finally, wash mixing bowl thoroughly with tequila. Drink the tequila and throw the bowl into the fireplace to dry. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
<hr width=100% size=1>Make your own happiness!
1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Yell at the cat to get away from the bowl. Beat something else. . .possibly the brown sugar. . . or maybe the cat if he's still licking the bowl.
Make sure the tequila is still fresh. Try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Try not to step on the cat. Mix on the turner. Watch it go round and round and . .whew . . .try not to get dizzy. Steady yourself by focusing on cat.
Where did the second one come from?
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin to 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Remove foot from cat's tail and cat's claws from lower leg.
Don't forget to beat off the turner thingy.
Finally, wash mixing bowl thoroughly with tequila. Drink the tequila and throw the bowl into the fireplace to dry. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
<hr width=100% size=1>Make your own happiness!