SWMBO's MOB plan

[jac]

Discussing how she would recover me if I fell in and I was reassured when she said she had options already worked out, depending on situation.

1) run the boat at high speed at me, engaging full astern when she judged that the propellor had chopped me up first time and then use a sieve.

2) utilise the boathook. When I said it wouldn't help she said she was planning on using it like a Faroeese whaler

3) attach me to the boom and then Gybe.

I'm now wondering if I should take up something safer, Russian Roulette for example.

 

[Wansworth]

Discussing how she would recover me if I fell in and I was reassured when she said she had options already worked out, depending on situation.

1) run the boat at high speed at me, engaging full astern when she judged that the propellor had chopped me up first time and then use a sieve.

2) utilise the boathook. When I said it wouldn't help she said she was planning on using it like a Faroeese whaler

3) attach me to the boom and then Gybe.

I'm now wondering if I should take up something safer, Russian Roulette for example.

you done something wrong.recently?

 

[jac]

you done something wrong.recently?

Not that I know off

 

[blackbeard]

...3) attach me to the boom and then Gybe.

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Didn't the Grand Banks fishing schooners have a similar ploy for getting a dory back on board?

 

[Whiskey Bravo]

Not that I know off

Think...............there WILL be something.

 

[Victoria Sponge]

Discussing how she would recover me if I fell in and I was reassured when she said she had options already worked out, depending on situation.

1) run the boat at high speed at me, engaging full astern when she judged that the propellor had chopped me up first time and then use a sieve.

2) utilise the boathook. When I said it wouldn't help she said she was planning on using it like a Faroeese whaler

3) attach me to the boom and then Gybe.

I'm now wondering if I should take up something safer, Russian Roulette for example.

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[awol]

Do remind her she needs to keep an identifiable bit to ease the way through probate. Just losing you could mean 7 years before you are presumed dead - also stops Mr Plod wondering about canoe/Venezuela scenarios.

 

[jac]

Do remind her she needs to keep an identifiable bit to ease the way through probate. Just losing you could mean 7 years before you are presumed dead - also stops Mr Plod wondering about canoe/Venezuela scenarios.

I'll let her know. If I see her start sharpening a knife though I'm running. If you see a MOB swimming away from a rescue boat, please come and get me.

 

[Contest1]

Mine don,t sail but always reminds me to wear my life jacket when singlehanding.
Shes heard you need the body to be a very merry widow.

 

[Athene V30]

Mine don,t sail but always reminds me to wear my life jacket when singlehanding.
Shes heard you need the body to be a very merry widow.

More reason not to wear it then!

She has said she wants to dance on my grave - I want to be buried at sea.

 

[phanakapan]

Discussing how she would recover me if I fell in and I was reassured when she said she had options already worked out, depending on situation.

1) run the boat at high speed at me, engaging full astern when she judged that the propellor had chopped me up first time and then use a sieve.

2) utilise the boathook. When I said it wouldn't help she said she was planning on using it like a Faroeese whaler

3) attach me to the boom and then Gybe.

I'm now wondering if I should take up something safer, Russian Roulette for example.

don't know why this made me laugh so much.... except I sometimes hatch similar plans myself when my crew is misbehaving!