SWMBO for sale.

[[2068]]

For Sale:
SWMBO, vaguely cute, boaty, reasonably good cook in a trad english kind of way. Has absolutely NO F*****G idea that putting wet wipes down a sea toilet might cause a serious blockage, requiring major dissassembly of sea toilet, u-bends, pipework, and macerator.

Wanted:
SWMBO, vaguely cute, boaty, reasonably good cook in a trad english kind of way. Knows D*MN well that putting wet wipes down a sea toilet might cause a serious blockage and that it REALLY isn't a good idea.

dv.

 

[sailorman]

how much n does she do raggie boats with a bucket /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[[2068]]

Right now, less than £200 to fit in with forum rules. Deserves to use a bucket.

dv.

 

[sailorman]

i have 2 of them both same size /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Sultans_Kapitein]

Is she oriental? I'm looking for another oriental wife, just about getting over the last one and now I need some company

 

[RogerRat]

Well if... "SWMBO, vaguely cute, boaty, reasonably good cook in a trad english kind of way. Has absolutely NO F*****G training in the use of sea toilets and potential problems with wipes, then whose fault is that ? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Not fair reason to sell.

 

[Lakesailor]

She doesn't look like the Red Hanky magician does she? That wouldn't be any good at all.
Come to think of it she had wet wipes as well.

 

[[2068]]

Training was provided originally, but this was a while ago.

Maybe the RYA should put more effort around Sea Toilet training with some structured courses:
- Day Crapper
- Coastal Crapper
etc.

dv.

 

[jimmy_the_builder]

Crapmaster Theory and Crapmaster Practical?

Cheers
Jimmy

 

[Whitelighter]

I trust you are confident that aforwmentioned SWMBO does not occasionally sneak a peak wt this forum then?

'vaguely cute' - I'd be on the hanging list for that one! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[boatone]

Agree with RogerRat.....if raw material and rest of performance satisfactory then issue specific training much better option than complete resource exchange /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Whitelighter]

Oi, you can't just go changing your Avatar like that! Completely missed your post.

 

[RogerRat]

Those would be a difficult courses to run. The RYA would have to find instructors that could talk a load of crap! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I expect some training establishments could give us a link though. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[RogerRat]

Better?

 

[[2068]]

SWMBO withdrawn from sale (Reserve not met).

Instead, I have opted for a retraining program based on "aversion therapy".

This means that I get to bring various black water side components into the house (bits of macerator, hoses, sea toilet pump mechanisms etc.), leaving them on worktops, sinks, tabletops, whilst mentioning how the smell is the result of the natural action of bacteria and all perfectly normal.

dv.

 

[[2068]]

wot, swmbo's or buckets ?

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