Swine Flu

[teddington_lock]

I just phoned the NHS Swine Flu Helpline ......
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All i got was crackling ......

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[Richard Shead]

Firstly that's an old joke.......(well 24hrs)

Secondly a man in your position should not be pushing jokes like that!

I fully expect the lock to be thoroughly cleaned fumigated over the weekend....

 

[teddington_lock]

Yeah , i'll fumigate it while you're in it ...

Slowest lock ever coming your way fella ! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Richard Shead]

Cant be any slower..... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[teddington_lock]

We'll see .....

 

[DWT]

I suspect a few may be suffering from wine flu at the TVR this weekend. Just as virulent but more fun catching it.

 

[pande]

Corrrr, wine flu - whats that? Sounds interesting. Are you going to give lessons on how to catch it /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Richard Shead]

I cant I will be stuck in Teddington Lock....

 

[pande]

Can you only catch wine flu at the TVR then?

 

[No Regrets]

I am sorry to report that Mrs No Regrets appears to have contracted Swine flu, and has some nasty rashers...

She went to see a specialist Doctor about it and he noticed a sty in her left eye too. If any of you feel affected ask for Dr siggmundson. He's Danishhhh


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