Stuffing mackeral

[jimi]

I caught a mackeral recently and to honour and commemorate this momentous event I'd like to mount it .. any idea of the appropriate procedures?

 

[catmandoo]

A very dangerous question . Does any one dare reply ?

 

[Talbot]

You will obviously have to install some form of stirrup.

 

[claymore]

Th'auld scrote also claimed tae hae cocht yin - ra scurrilous scaldie hed mugged a pair o' weans wha wiz pullin em oot fer fun - he then proceeded tae cover ma beautifu' galley in bluid an fushscales an tae cap et a' he then praeceeded tae slap me aboot ra heid wi ra mackerel corpse
Hoos things ma shun?

 

[Lakesailor]

As I reminded Pauline
Don't forget a bloke was convicted of "playing" with a dolphin at Whitby

 

[claymore]

As in 'fiddlin' with'?

 

[Lakesailor]

Yes I believe so. Although the dolphin didn't complain, some people watching from the cliffs did.

 

[Danny_Labrador]

Is that really true? (really?) Where do you get this stuff from?

 

[powerskipper]

just do a search on goggle on ex stream/ outrageous stuff and see what happens.


Its very educational /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Cutter]

Remember - as my gynaecological colleague used to say - there are only two things that smell of fish


and one of them is fish.

 

[Kilter]

That one was in the papers I seem to recall. A few months back there was another about a chap seen a pleasuring himself with a goat..in his case it was passengers on a passing train who reported him; leading to his being caught in flagrante goatico! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[starboard]

Dead right he did but in court he said he did'nt do it on Porpoise!!

Paul.

 

[BrendanS]

scrap, stuff, formaldehyde, and a big plank of wood

 

[catmandoo]

Ne sae bad mon, syne I hae returnit frae Italie .
Skelpit wi a mackeral is aye better than wi a haddie ,
or a poddilie or ev'n a puddock

 

[BarryH]

Heres one I did earlier

 

[Ships_Cat]

When you manage to mount it could we have a photo posted of you in the saddle.

Thanks.

PS Have discovered that all the sheep jokes are not supported by fact. Just been reported that one of my countrymen working in Oz has just been done for mounting rabbits - so roll out the rabbit jokes /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

John

 

[Kilter]

[ QUOTE ]
When you manage to mount it could we have a photo posted of you in the saddle.

Thanks.

PS Have discovered that all the sheep jokes are not supported by fact. Just been reported that one of my countrymen working in Oz has just been done for mounting rabbits - so roll out the rabbit jokes /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

John

[/ QUOTE ]

Quick reworking of that Rolf Harris number...

Bestiality's best boys
Bestiality's best
Stuff a wallaby....etc /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Cotillion]

Had a friend once who thought Muffin the Mule was a sex offence. Not sure what he would have made of your suggestion.

 

[Lakesailor]

[ QUOTE ]
That one was in the papers I seem to recall. A few months back there was another about a chap seen a pleasuring himself with a goat..in his case it was passengers on a passing train who reported him; leading to his being caught in flagrante goatico! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ] Not wishing to seem to be an authority on these things the goat incident happened in Hull (well it would) about 4 years ago. The allottments where he enjoyed his tryst were just across the railway line from my studio.
Again it wasn't the goat that complained, but passengers on a train that had been stopped on the line. They called the police by mobile and suprise, suprise, the police rushed around.