Special powers for Matron!!

[Cutter]

I often do a tummy tuck - makes a great replacement boob when one goes awol! Would post a few pics but dont want to get kimmerised. As for shaky hands, the phrase pots, black, calling etc comes to mind.
One of our theatre staff looks like Tome crossed with Jimi with a touch of je ne sais quoi. Every time I look up I burst into laughter - the thought of that parentage is just too much - the staff think I have gone completely crazy when I try and explain what a s'butt forum is.
Better go home and eat before I have to come back tomorrow to start again.
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[paulineb]

my boobs are perfect and in tact ... so you can donate my tummy so some poor deserving soul. just let me know when I can 'star' in your theatre /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[tome]

My Cousin Jimi

What really tugged my heart-strings was when you told us you'd always wanted to be a gynacologist, but didn't have the reach. I can picture you now, standing on yer wee fruit box with your fine Sheffield reach-extenders and matron telling you when you were home.

What I love about sailing is how it makes equals of us. All the same, I think you should remove your dodgers. At least we'd see there was someone at the helm.

 

[Cutter]

wot dodgers?

Going well off Barfleur last S butt cruise -

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why wont this show?

 

[tome]

Re: wot dodgers?

Hands a bit shaky again today?

 

[jimi]

Re: wot dodgers?

Bluidy 'ell whicjh Barfleur is that .. looks nothing like the ones I know, seas too flat!

 

[Bejasus]

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the thetare staff I have never met before has my instruments

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Nice one, SWMBO works in CSSD at Norwich and can tell some stories regarding surgeons, theatre staff & instruments. Not all as simple as some people would like to think. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Cutter]

Re: wot dodgers?

Jimi
Its the run up from St Vaast towards Barfleur before you get to the corner. We wos all going to meet in St Vaast but one boat was too old and slow to make it so they went to Cbourg instead!!
Anyone spot the (deliberate) mistake - other than we were sailing like plonkers?
R

 

[tome]

Re: wot dodgers?

Yer jib sheets inside yer shrouds

 

[jimi]

Re: wot dodgers?

we wiznae too auld and slow .. ah'll have you know we caught BigNick up who left 90 mins ahead of us!! It woz ra vagaries of the M"% slowing down the speedy JohnM which knacked us.

The error .. no courtesy flag?

 

[Cutter]

Re: wot dodgers?

No curtsey flag just visible curled up vertically below radar dome. Sheets are inside cos its a fractional rig with a blade jib. Nice and quick to tack.

 

[Guest]

For Cutter ....

I watch Hospitals change and seem to look better, but hear so many tales of woe from the staff within .... well I'm not in Medical profession and can only go by the ones I meet ....

It has long been observed that Hospital Managers ... Administrators command some salary's that to me are disgustingly high compared to the poor nurses and doctors battling it out in the wards and ER's ... etc.

Ok in the past - the Consultant Surgeons etc. with private and public practice were coining it .... but then they did / do provide the actual service.

Is it fair to have high salary, bonuses etc. to the Administrators while the nurses etc. fight for pittance wage increases ??

Sorry - but horses mouth and all that !!

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[Cutter]

Paulines avatar

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What happened to the young lady removing her clothes? And who is the broad currently leering at us??!! I think we should be told. To whom would you donate your tummy?
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[claymore]

Pauline - you don't need a tummy tuck.....but I'm free on Friday if you need a consultation.

 

[jimi]

You mean you'll work on it?

 

[Stingo]

Careful what you say to Pauline, I recall her giving Sailbad a black eye for his bad manners

 

[tome]

Pauline - if you want an instant six-pack Claymore's your man. None of your shakey hand NHS nonsense and he comes fully equipped as you can see. His nurses are a hoot!