coliholic
Well-Known Member
Excellent news H, so you've finally got 'em in stock. Righty ho, I'll send the cheque off. Only didn't want you acting like the rest of the marine industry. You know taking the money, bunging it in a high interest account, then despatching the goods a couple or three months later. Meanwhile I've lost all the interest on the money. I mean come on £17 on deposit over a couple of months at current LIBOR rates must be what? Close to probably 7 or 8p by now.
Presumably the shirt comes with a bottle of Solly as a free gift too then?
And I want a really bloody big one. None of your poncy "one size fits all" stuff. This has gotta be BIG, otherwise sending it straight back and demanding a full refund. Plus compensation for "injured feelings". Or it's Annne Robinson and Watchdog for you.
And take it off the freezer or it'll shrink in the cold. Bit like Byron's willy.
Presumably the shirt comes with a bottle of Solly as a free gift too then?
And I want a really bloody big one. None of your poncy "one size fits all" stuff. This has gotta be BIG, otherwise sending it straight back and demanding a full refund. Plus compensation for "injured feelings". Or it's Annne Robinson and Watchdog for you.
And take it off the freezer or it'll shrink in the cold. Bit like Byron's willy.